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Roe deer/rådjur.

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**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

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i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

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defeat

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gender: bastard

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bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

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Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.

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January 12, 2018 | Noodle

This is kinda embarrassing but my rat ate a noodle and I couldn’t handle it. Blame it on how sick I was at the time.

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Made a new friend at the dog park today.

instagram.com/mightypaintbrush Get it on Society6! society6.com/mightypaintbrush

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Tree Pareidolia

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apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

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these hands rated e for everyone

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