A humble sideblog for Horror Icon, Goth King, and Nerd Dad..... David Dastmalchian 🖤 (the mothership blog: @softtrash) #DASTMALCHIAN4VAMPIRE2K25 🧛🏻♀️🖤✨
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China blocked Tumblr because of pornography and censorship problems in 2013.
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After Dark - A David Dastmalchian Thirst Trap
Chorus Loop Version
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I just found my new excuse for escaping social situations
"I need to go monitor the perimeter"
thanks Seccy lmaooo
#I just need my perimeter time okay 😭😭😭#I fkn loved this episode lmao Seccy was extra sassy and relatable but also all the perimeter jokes kept taking me tf out lmaooo#Also I have a lot of emotions about Gura and Mensah 😭😭#Anyways thanks for coming to my very brief tag review lmao#Murderbot#murderbot tv#secunit#seccy
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David Dastmalchian in Shortcake (2012) dir. Collin Schiffli
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Art by Umai Oniko Taro | Instagram
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I love whatever is going on with these two
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cant stop thinking about him and the word martyr..
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📸 || David vía Instagram stories.
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David Dastmalchian Photographed by Storm Santos for Schön! Magazine
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More puppy pictures 🙃
@roxy_escaped_berdoo
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‼️🔥FRESH MEMES JUST DROPPED🔥‼️
It's meee ya ghoul and ✨resident memelord✨ back at it again!!! 🤪
Today I would like to present to u the newest and hottest meme!! I call it... Motivational Goth King 👑🖤🔥 the moment I saw this picture, I knew it was destined for greatness!! lmao (INSTA SAW IT FIRST LOL)
Anyways, I wholeheartedly encourage yall to jump on this bandwagon and come up with ur own!! I would love to see what yall come up with! (also the last slide isn't necessarily "motivational" but uh.. I had to lmao 🤪)
Original Pic included, for all ur motivational needs!! :
#Motivational Goth King#david dastmalchian#good fiend#late night with the devil#Murderbot#suicide squad#polka dot man#jack delroy#gurathin#Goth king
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Los Angeles Premiere Of Neon's "The Life Of Chuck" - Red Carpet
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 02 2025
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Heehee I finally got to paint it!
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Imma eat him up
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June 12 2024. One year ago today I got the best valentine's present of my life. Unlike the rest of the world, it is on June 12 where I live. So, to celebrate the one year anniversary, I gave myself a little gift.
I made the post a little different on Insta because No One Must Know (even though it's hidden in plain sight 😅 the link to this blog is right in my bio) and I added this song
Let's hope David plays more vampires in the future, we know he's perfect for it, but the rest of the world doesn't 😩
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What is the deal with David and blue food?? I have seen one singular reference to him liking blue food and can’t find any other information whatsoever, and I am so curious
ummm..... wut lmaooo I actually have no idea 😭😭
but now I need answers lmaooo
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I feel like I'm lowkey remembering hearing something about this but idk if I'm maybe just gaslighting myself lmfao 💀
#Putting this in the David tag in case anyone wants to contribute lmfao#Is this a thing??? 😂😂#david dastmalchian#asks
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