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HSK3 Radical 🤙 Stories Part 1：

Here's an example of how this works; first I'll give you the word in Chinese, the pinyin to go with it, the English translation, the most apt translation of each character, and finally a story made up of each of the characters.

Example:

银行 ；yínháng ；bank ；money+circulate; The crooks who circulate the money.

汉字 拼音 英文

照顾 zhàogu take care of shine + look at I had to take care of the body after I looked at it again in the shining moonlight.

游戏 yóuxì game swim + theatrical play my brother and I used to pretend we were in Jaws. We'd lure sharks to us to see who could swim fastest.

体育 tǐyù Sports body + produce the great body builder Arnold Schwarzenegger once said: "the pump is like cumming"

一直 yīzhí always/continuously one + straight a straight-up chicken mamasita keeps asking to hang out with me, what do I do bro??

照片 zhàopiàn photo shine + slice my momma always told me that taking a picture is like shining a light on a slice of time, since then, I've been gazing directly at the biggest slice. Now I'm blind.

容易 róngyì easy looks + easy pshhh... chinese looks easy...

满意 mǎnyì to be satisfied fill + idea when ______ fills my head with his ideas, I'm suddenly satisfied starving to death.

着急 zhàojí anxious take action + quick I was so nervous when I had my first kiss, I acted so fast that I broke her nose (true story).

便宜 piányi cheap convenient + suitable my birthday suit is convenient and suitable for any occasion, despite how cheap I sell it for.

衬衫 chènshān shirt underwear + shirt I sometimes put my underwear on my head and my arms in the leg holes.

成绩 chéngjì achievement completed + spin "do a barrel roll"

出现 chūxiàn to appear exit + appear Jesus' exit from Mary's womb appeared to be a virgin birth... Except Jesus' penis was inside his mom :(

打算 dǎsuàn to plan flight + calculate "Everybody has plans until they get hit" - Mike Tyson

Please keep in mind that many of the composite characters do not have a specific meaning on their own.