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So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

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Sometimes humans have the audacity to ask a question you never took the time to ask yourself before. Frustrating.

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tng: welcome aboard the starship enterprise, a luxury cruise ship drifting among the stars. our crew contains notable elements of Diversity and our captain gets pegged by an omniscient being from another dimension. enjoy the soft jazz concerts, shakespeare performances, and infinitely powerful holodecks at your leisure

ds9: hop aboard Station On Fire Trash Can bitch. does our shit work? no. is this a safe place to live? fuck no. senior officers include Space Dad, Lesbian Terrorist, Trans Worm, Goo, Dr. Twink, and Perpetually Confused White Guy. if you want to get dragged into an elaborate crime syndicate, contract a deadly space disease, or get stabbed in a barfight, you’ve come to the right place. also, holosuites are for fucking. yeehaw

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Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

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a They Deserve Each Other shipping scale where on one end of the axis you have the “no one else is good enough for them” ships, and on the other end you have the ships that need to be together monogamously forever as a quarantine measure. whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them must be contained for the greater good.

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One thing Star Trek has that a lot of fandoms don't is genuine vintage fanfiction. It's kind of wild to read some nasty smut written in 1976 with an archival type intro about how it was the first appearence of a popularized version Spock's cock. Theres truly nothing like it

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Many places, but you can also find it on AO3! If you sort k/s by oldest, you'll see a lot of older fic that has been uploaded and backdated. You can also check fanlore for notable early spirk fics and then search out copies of them online.

One thing Star Trek has that a lot of fandoms don't is genuine vintage fanfiction. It's kind of wild to read some nasty smut written in 1976 with an archival type intro about how it was the first appearence of a popularized version Spock's cock. Theres truly nothing like it

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One thing Star Trek has that a lot of fandoms don't is genuine vintage fanfiction. It's kind of wild to read some nasty smut written in 1976 with an archival type intro about how it was the first appearence of a popularized version Spock's cock. Theres truly nothing like it

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"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

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Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

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I’ve only got three possible reactions to watching a TOS episode:

“I can’t believe this aired” (the worst plot you’ve ever seen on tv)

“I can’t believe this aired” (a piece of media so beyond its time and still relevant to today’s discussions, that I’m surprised it didn’t got censored at the time it went on air)

“I can’t believe this aired” (gay as fuck)

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I love drawing memes🤓

just imagine that these two idiots are hiding from their pursuers like this on some regular mission

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