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if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

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Slapping. The reasons why. 1959. 

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[ID: Kate on Twitter @KateAndCRPS “Now that there is coronavirus there are so many accommodations being made so people can work/study remotely. Why is this so hard to do when disabled people need this to participate in society? If the world can give #AccessibilityForAbleds give it to disabled people too.”]

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WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

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So imagine you’re a gay top, right, and you’re out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and you’re about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but you’re obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that he’s homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, he’s extremely active, you’re always on the move, you’re walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and you’re there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like, “Your adopted son is really the king.” and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so you’re confused, and the weather gets really weird, and you’re even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHO’S THE MONKEY and by the time you’re dressing in drag and doing the hula, you’ve realized that maybe it’s better if you just don’t worry about it…

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run baby run don’t ever look back

they’ll tear us apart if you give them the chance  

don’t sell your heart don’t say we’re not meant to be

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back to the future, labyrinth, drugstore cowboy, st. elmo’s fire, and dead poet's society?

back to the future: which decade in the last century would you most have liked to live in?

the nineties!! id love to have been able to go to a nirvana show or an old school green day show

labyrinth: what’s the relationship with your siblings like?

better than most

drugstore cowboy: which historical figure most spikes your interest?

bonnie and clyde! i know they were far from the best, but they were so interesting

st. elmo’s fire: what’s one piece advice you would give to someone two years younger than yourself?

i know you have a lot of work, but go to sleep at a reasonable time.

dead poet’s society: the last time you made a decision that everyone around you told you not to make, how did it work out?

we dont talk about that

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footloose

footloose: who did you last dance with?

bill! we were at a party and i didnt know anyone else so we danced!

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oxford blues

oxford blues: why did you last pretend to be something you’re not?

i was in the closet.

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rumble fish

rumble fish: who do you look to for guidance in times of need?

honestly? usually myself. if i dont have the answers i look them up

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⚡ 80s movie asks

bill and ted’s excellent adventure: are you more of an optimist or pessimist?

back to the future: which decade in the last century would you most have liked to live in?

the breakfast club: which high school stereotype do you fit into best?

ferris bueller’s day off: what’s your guilty pleasure?

footloose: who did you last dance with?

the goonies: what was the last thing to make you laugh?

the outsiders: why is your best friend your best friend?

the lost boys: would you rather be immortal or objectively beautiful to everyone?

labyrinth: what’s the relationship with your siblings like?

the karate kid: when did you last have to work really hard to achieve something you’re proud of?

stand by me: why did you last go on a road trip?

pretty in pink: what’s your signature ‘look’?

drugstore cowboy: which historical figure most spikes your interest?

ghostbusters: where were you when you watched your favourite movie for the first time?

sixteen candles: at which age do you consider a person to be mature?

dirty dancing: where were you when you first heard your favourite song?

better off dead: why did you last laugh so hard it reduced you to tears?

heathers: did you apologise the last time you were unreasonably mean?

parenthood: is there anyone you’re not biologically related to that you consider ‘family’?

permanent record: where were you the last time you told someone you loved them?

st. elmo’s fire: what’s one piece advice you would give to someone two years younger than yourself?

dangerous liaisons: which language would you most like to learn?

rumble fish: who do you look to for guidance in times of need?

e.t.: what’s one ‘weird’ feature that you love about yourself?

young guns: what’s one style that you love on others, but would never try yourself?

oxford blues: why did you last pretend to be something you’re not?

dead poet’s society: the last time you made a decision that everyone around you told you not to make, how did it work out?

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it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love

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multiples of four

fuck man i cant do math

4:Do you find it easy to trust others?

kind of? i can trust someone if they seem genuinely nice right off the bat

8:Are you close with your dad?

its. complicated. 

12:Do you like hickeys?

👀 perhaps

16:Do you always answer your texts?

unless im trying to ignore someone

20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

my little brother follows me so im not answering this one

24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

honestly? kind of my dad. we’re not like. a bad relationship things are just weird between us

28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?

i dont think so

32:Are you mad at anyone?

sarah tricked me into eating a whole lemon when we were younger and i will not forgive her until i die

36:Do you have any summer plans yet?

not yet!

40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

luckily, no

44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

tongue. 

48:Did you ever lose a best friend?

nope! 

52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

so heres the thing. ive never kissed anyone.

56:Do you own anything from other countries?

legally or illegally? thats a joke. i have a lot of polaroids of rome from one of my friends

60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

nope! im a good jewish boy

64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

probably the fact they dont exist

68:Are you happy with where you live?

its certainly a place

72:What do you most like about making out?

Well. I Wouldn’t Know.

76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

i was at his house so. bill.

80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

bring on the dilfs (joke. joke i promise)

84:Last time you slow danced with someone?

my freshman homecoming.

88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

drunkenly and sleepily serenading bill with a bad rendition of old town road

92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

well. i dont know.

96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

ive never kissed one. pay attention.

100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

yep

104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

h. yea.

108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

nope

112:Does someone like you currently?

i really hope so

116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?

i dont know, but i really would like a relationship at some point

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Disney don’t know where to point their snipers, they thought they had john boyega and oscar isaac on lock down but then sebastian stan said, over here u stupid mouse

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113, 111

113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

im not sure. theres a guy im starting to really like though

111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

i dont know but im kind of hoping?

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