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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.25]

Chan: are you guys okay

Seungmin: no i wanted wavy chips so i pull out wavy chip bag and brought out small bowl and it didnt seem like there were too many chips so i poured it all out but i was wrong and it kept coming and coming and coming and and and it was like that magic trick where you keep pulling out hankerchiefs and now my small bowl is overflowing with potato chips and i feel obligated to eat them all even though i aint that hungry this is a tragedy of epic proportions

Chan: oh, i’m so sorry that happened

Chan: i hope you can mentally recover from such an event

Seungmin: ty, it’s been a difficult time

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[Stray Kids in School pt.10]

Chan: Don’t be like the Mongols and invite him just to uninvite him

Minho: I’m going to steal their steel weapons

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.24]

Minho: you know what, i’ve had enough of this

Minho: bye

Chan: i don’t care, you’re not dying yet

Chan: get back here

Minho: i meant that i was going to sleep??

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Jeongin: how about all the preppy avatars on roblox go kill themselves.

Felix: Jeongin, they’re like fucking ten

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Jeongin: I have candy

Hyunbin: Can we have some?

Jeongin: n o .

Hyunjin: I’m your bestie. I’ve been with you since birth. I gave birth to you.

Changbin: I was there when you were born. We are twins. You are my brother.

Hyunjin: I am your grandpa.

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Changbin: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS

Minho: you breathed too close to me

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Minho, talking about a sock he found: has anyone lost something valuable in this room?

Hyunjin: MY DIGNITY.

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Jisung: empty country road im not gonna go the speed limit of 65 im gonna go fucking 90 nobody's around to stop me

Jeongin: i’m never getting in a car with you, respectfully

Jisung: i’ll let you blast whatever music you want

Jeongin: so where are we going

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.23]

Hyunjin: you’re weird

Hyunjin: deal with it.

Felix: i mean yes but no

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.22]

Jisung: someone here is gonna die tonight and i’m so glad it’s not me

Changbin: bitch.

Minho: Hannie you should be glad

Minho: it’s either me or Changbin it seems

Changbin: ¿Quieres ir a España conmigo?

Minho: running won’t save you.

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.21]

Changbin: MEOW

Chan: END THIS BEHAVIOUR

Changbin: MEOWWWW

Seungmin: end this life.

Chan: NO??

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.20]

Jeongin: yall some d eaters

Hyunjin: how tf can i eat the letter d

Seungmin: alphabet soup

Seungmin: dumbass

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.19]

Chan: GN

Chan: that sounded aggressive

Chan: i didn’t mean for caps lock to be on

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.18]

Minho: idk why but i just randomly remembered this one time where i fell down a flight of stairs and split my hand open because i was running away from zombies in a pitch black church yk the amount of sketchy stuff that has happened to me is so huge that its as if the universe has been trying to kill me off before i can start the apocalypse, but like if thats my destiny then im gonna fulfill it

Felix: you’re very concerning sometimes

Minho: hmm okay

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Jisung: *coughs*

Seungmin: *moves away*

Jisung: oh stop being dramatic i just have tuberculosis

Seungmin: what the fuck???

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Felix: *curses*

Chan: Watch the language

Minho: yeah watch the fucking language

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Changbin: my phone is at 19% and i don’t know where an outlet is

Jeongin: probably in a wall, to be honest