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Can I touch ur femoral artery

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we’ve got fuckinn lawwwss ‘round hereee

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woops

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dapper / disheveled

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Sketch for my friend who wanted me to draw Coyle and her Reagent (Ladle)

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Oh, we heard tale of a party.

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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an important distinction 🐦 more chapter art for door, opening.

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Simon Headcannons

- now just for yall out there, this is my take on mean Simon, so no hands or anything to any other writers 🫶 -

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•Simon knows he’s not the best lover to have, and he even warned you that he isn’t anyone’s cup of tea especially for pretty young things. He’d rather have someone who is financially stable, knows how to navigate life and knows how to do things yourself. It saves him the time and his patience. But still, if you pushed to date him, then so be it. He’s told you once and he won’t repeat himself

•Simon who can hold a conversation with people without being a total ass. He knows people are just naturally hesitant about his size and looks. And no, he won’t be mean to anyone who asks a simple question. Except if it’s a dumb question then he’s gonna say something

•Simon who brings home military training because it’s the norm for him. He told you his job and what he does and he trusts (expects) you to remember what rank and position he holds and how it makes him act. He’ll tell you he very rarely comes home, so there’s no warm cozy home for you to decorate. He lives on base and he lives at work, two birds one stone. What does he need an apartment in Manchester for?

•Simon who does not like to cuddle- at all. He’ll let you play a lovely civy life with him, as long as you don’t expect him to drop his personal space and boundaries. He can’t help it, all people live differently. He likes the bed warm, obviously not cold, but if you try to cling to him. He’s telling you to scoot back and he stays on his side. And if you’re one of those people who take up the whole bed, he’s staying towards the edge, he’s throwing your hand that’s in his space back towards you. And if you keep moving as such (which isn’t your fault btw) he’ll up and leave. Sleeping on the couch- or even the floor

•Simon who won’t follow you to the restroom. And no, he won’t wake up when you move just the slightest. He actually sleeps, like every other person does and has to. He knows sleep is important, especially in the military. Whether it’s a few minutes or hours. He’s out. You can talk on the phone with your friends or whoever and he won’t wake up. You can shake him a bit but if actually full on grab his arm or anything, he’s grabbing your wrist. And if you do however make a lot of noise and sees you not there but the bathroom light on. He’s going right back to sleep, lord knows he wouldn’t like you on his tail when he’s using the restroom. Respect his privacy and he’ll respect yours

•Simon who’s not grumpy and mean all the time. He’ll crack jokes, you just have to really understand and get behind his dark and dry humor. If anything, tell a really good joke and he’ll laugh. He’s just like every other man. He’ll loosen up but not enough to make a fool of himself

•Simon who has manners, he knows the military doesn’t care if you say thank you or your welcome. If you do as told and stay quiet, then you’re alright. But he knows civy life is different, if you cook, make or bake, he’s saying his thank you’s and telling you it’s good. What he won’t do, is pull you into his lap and make you sit there while he eats. He finds it awkward and a little uncomfortable. He eats fast, so if you’re expecting him to take his time and actually talk to you. You’re wrong, you can ask and he’ll take it into suggestion. But there’s no guarantees. When he eats, he eats, and again, it’s the norm for him

•Simon who won’t hand you his card and tell you to go ham, instead, you can ask for money. If you’re married that’s a different story, he’ll ask what it is and if you really need it. He’ll let you slide off the hook a few times but nothing too crazy or over the top. Now the marriage part, i think it would be pretty impossible to marry him considering how he’s self aware and tries to help you keep your self esteem high and your self worth even higher. He tells you that he’s not going to make a good husband- he’s not going to come home all the time when he’s at base. He won’t make an effort and go all out just to show you he loves you. Instead, he’ll try and get you to leave him. But easier said than done

•Simon who will sleep with you, if you want. My guess is he’d rather sleep his needs off than act on it if he has the time. If not, he’ll rub one out. If you fully offer yourself to him, don’t get upset that he goes somewhere private to alleviate his stress rather than come to you. He’s still getting use to staying with you. Either that, or he just forgot. If you do however manage to get him to sleep with you. He’s just going with the flow, doesn’t really want anything rough, if you ask him to go harder than he will…. Just not anything animalistic. He’s quiet rather than degrading, he doesn’t choke you, doesn’t spank you. He’d rather have plain vanilla sex without anything too crazy

•Simon who would still love you, maybe a little more than when he first started talking to you. But that’s what “falling in love with you more and more everyday” means to him. He shows you his love in his own way. Always lets you know he appreciates whatever it is that you do for him even though he can do things himself. He’ll take you out for dinner, nothing fancy to where he’ll dress in a suit or tie but nothing where he’ll wear his pajamas. Just a nice casual dinner.

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sleeping on the floor is S tier btw

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My beloved autism creature... MacTavish always keeps him from exploding, they don't call him a demolitions expert for nothing

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To everyone who writes those overly-gruff, stray mutt, wifebeater-wearing, cigarette-smoking, secretly-as-scary-as-he-looks, antisocial, butcher/blue collar/retired/etc, versions of ghost???? You have my heart and soul. I love you.

Especially when he has a shitty, minimalist apartment with no decorations. Idk why that’s hot to me, but I’ll unpack that another day.

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Samhiggs save me

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I’ve seen your work and I just- augh😩. 10/10, and I was wondering if you could do some p-links for Woods or Reznov?👀🫶

WOODS & REZNOV P☆RN LINKS

(not all heroes wear capes, one of them is you anon! i've been WAITING to do this with some characters that aren't the tf141 or something, i am much more than happy to do so. thank you so much i'm so glad you like my work, hope this gets an 11/10 😉)

woods: roughly fucking you sideways, you just know there's a belly bulge! take a second to appreciate the size difference with woods here, the way you can feel him all the way in your cervix - filling you up whole 👌 just imagining dadsfriend!woods teasing your fat pussy like this...🤔 fucking you with your panties to the side upstairs at a bbq? pounding into you after you've been a very good girl all day we should all collectively agree, woods is a titty man 👍 reznov: reznov after a looong day of work, all tired and worn out so now he's just a lazy guy :( absolutely drowning in your pussy but also lost in your eyes getting this big guy to fill you up, breeding your perfect pussy just what you need after a bad week, your husbands long cock rutting in and out appreciation for his thick pink cock when?? imagining both of them fucking u roughly together excuse this is a bit short, couldn't find much that fit them ;(

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Frank Woods & Russell Adler

Reference to Damon story

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Мне только дайте возможность, и я обложусь полностью вертикальными фото Хиггса Душа требует

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My addiction has blue eyes