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Next up we have a lovers' quarrel: So this girl (who is a Junior currently) was dating a college freshman earlier this year. After being together and inseparable for a year straight, the older of the two girls broke up with her girlfriend. When they met at Panera Bread (of all places. Because nothing says class like croutons in creamy tomato soup.) to give each other their stuff back, the older girlfriend got ON THE GROUND OF THE PARKING LOT, SOBBED, AND ASKED THE YOUNGER ONE TO TAKE HER BACK. My younger homegirl got the fuck OUT OF THERE.

Moral of the story: Don't be a creepy college freshman dating a high school junior. And also, be fucking normal.

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The tales begin: So, for reference, I live in the Bible belt. Homophobia and general bigotry is as common as a mosquito in the summer. There's this really annoying popular girl who's been talking REALLY LOUDLY about her ex boyfriend in class. Her ex boyfriend who cheated on her with his men's lacrosse teammate. Caught making out several times. Funniest part? She was openly bisexual in middle school. That's a diversity win.