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mouthfulofrot:

I WOULDN’T RECOMMEND IT, THAT’S FER SURE. WISH MY CORPSE WOULDA BEEN SO KIND OH. WELL, I EAT SOME BUGS TOO BUT I LIKE THE WHOLE, CRAWLING WITH BUGS LOOK, YANNO? LIKE BEETLEJUICE I SORTA LOOK LIKE A BEETLEJUICE

That’s nice.

I can’t really help but to have all manner of decomposers come crawling to me.  After all, I’m dead and I have a little bit of a... rotten smell -- or so I’ve been told.

Maggots are really irritating.  Although they’re nice for snacking if I can dig them out.

But nothing beats a nice big piece of cooked cod fish.

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(Like this post at any time if you want a starter.

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Permanent Starter Call

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Start with "What if..." and give me a situation to see how my muse would react.

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Send me “🔪” For my muses reaction to yours stabbing them in the chest.

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Fact Time!

Candyjuice loves cellos because cellos are the most metal instrument.

Of course he owns one.  It’s got black-and-white stripes and pyrotechnics fly out of the bow.  Also, it’s sentient and speaks in voice of Beast Wars Megatron.

YESS.

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Permanent Starter Call

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As per the norm, Candyjuice felt like getting up to mischief.  Things simply weren’t much fun without somebody to mess around with.  It didn’t take the undead shapeshifter long to reveal himself.  The tails of his coat twitched and wrapped around a broad branch.  When they had a good hold, Candyjuice let himself drop.  He was caught by his tails and hug up-side down, like an over-sized, slightly smelly possum.

“Do you like games?”

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Fact Time!

Candyjuice’s voice has been permanently altered because of how he died.  It is raspy and scratchy due to his throat being damaged by the hot smoke that eventually killed him.  Apparently, there is nothing he can do about his voice -- okay, that’s a lie: he can imitate any voice he wants, but his default voice is irreversibly damaged.  The rasp sometimes gets so bad it sounds like it pains him to talk.  Every now and then, he’ll cough up smoke and sometimes embers.  All of this creates an obvious reminder of how he burned to death.

He literally sounds like he smokes 50 packs of cigarettes a day.

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Permanent Starter Call

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Awful Pickup Lines-Edition {Sentence Starters}

"There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?"

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

"Have you ever played leap frog naked?"

"Hi. Are you legal?"

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"

"Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you."

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."

"Hey, baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!"

"Hey, I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?"

"Nice pants, can I test the zipper?"

"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?"

"I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?"

"Hi. You'll do."

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Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them

± = The character and what they think about math

† = How the character feels about murder

@ = How the character appears online

¥ = How the character handles money or spends it

° = The character’s temperature preferences 

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)

↔ = The character’s ability to read directions

♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc.)

zzz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake

☂ = Weather the character enjoys

♪ = What music the character likes

( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets

(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time

☆～（ゝ。∂）= How the character greets people

⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character

(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy

(/□＼*)・゜ = What makes the character blush

(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character

（；へ：） = What makes the character cry

(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure

（・□・；） = What makes the character uncomfortable

(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about

( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

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One of Candyjuice’s eyebrows twitched, merely hinting at the supposed annoyance he felt.  His smile grew wider so his nasty purple gums were visible.

“Yeah?” he purred in a coy tone.

He positioned himself so he was in a standing position, although he remained suspended in the air.  Lifting a hand, he stretched his fingers.  He brought one of his pointed nails to his neck before letting out a giddy snicker.  Dragging his claw across his throat, he cut a gaping hole from one ear to the other.  Foul-smelling dark yellow ooze poured from the wound.  Candyjuice used both hands to take hold of his head and pull it off the remaining flesh.  His skull finally free from the rest of him, he held his head in one hand and brushed his chest with the other one.

“Nice pun, by the way,” commented the disembodied head.

Gigabit looked up at floating man above his head. He wasn’t concerned with how he was doing it, but there was a lot of puns he could make with this

He took a step back from him.

“I’ll even give you thome /head/way to give you thome room~”

He covered his mouth giggling loudly.

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(Starter call?  Please)

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Reblog if everyday is Halloween on your blog

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(Beep boop  Starter call)

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☆～（ゝ。∂）

☆～（ゝ。∂）= How the character greets people

By appearing right the frick out of nowhere and leaping ontoyour back.