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For your consideration: I present my smol sleeve noodle, Scarlet.

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I’m an IRL non-counterfeit adult and if I want I can spend three hours going through highway signage fonts and manually kerning for accuracy so I can meme up my snake don’t @ me

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Katy Wiedemann

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remember , there is always moss .

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Bear before and after you call her pretty

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WIMDY

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Disabled people have worth.

Human beings have worth because we are human beings.

Disabled people who are unemployed, who are on disability benefits, who require caregivers, who are dependent on family members, have worth.

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Illustrations from The Fairy Book by Warwick Goble (1913)

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SOON.

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MAKING A LONG FURBY CARRIER BACKPACK

The most universal problem we all share is the utter length of our furbies. Tho beautiful, gracious and completely other worldly, it is not very portable.

Furbies are meant to explore the world and cause chaos among simple mortals. Now we can help them with also having both hands free!

Perfect for festival season or simple everyday activities like going to court, your beloved friend can accompany you everywhere!

I started with creating pattern that uses my boy’s anatomy to its advantage. Arm holes hold onto him and it will fasten with two buckles.

The mock-up fits him perfectly!

Those are materials I used:

beautiful purple cotton fabric that complements Topson’s fur

thick polyester for lining

white felt for the layer in between

black strap + plastic thingy that I don’t know the name of to make adjustable backpack straps

buckles

Firstly I sewn cotton fabric with inner lining fabric and turned it right side out.

Felt goes inside and the thing is closed with stitch all around.

Then I drew the arm holes and sewn around them similar to how you make button holes.

Next goes the buckles.

Topson tried it on and it fits perfectly!

It’s time for backpack straps. I sewn two layers together, flipped it and stuffed it with poly stuffing.

Then I added the adjustable mechanism.

The straps go on the harness and it is done!

I’m so excited to share it with you all! This project was on my mind for so long and I finally managed to finish it. Stay tuned for second part where I will be decorating the carrier and of course for some new content with Topson terrorizing the civilians and attempting malicious acts.

Peace, stay long 💚

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The great dragon migration

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😇🦌❓

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you are no burden . you never have been , nor will you ever be . you're meant to be here , it is true .

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About half way done with the Furby anatomy ink drawing.

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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Mom: “So… when can I expect some grandchildren? ;)”

Me:

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