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being a fan-artist of urinetown is so wild because wtf do you mean i willingly decided that making depressing art of SILLY COPS FROM PISS THE FUCKING MUSICAL would be a good use of my time....
um but anyway it was in fact a good use of my time so enjoy ^_^
(tw death)
for some context, in our production, barrel had his neck broken :]
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lockstock can definitely see ghosts just in general bc why not they're literally in the show
poor barrel can't even move his head as a ghost but RAHHHHH THEYM i hate them <3
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If the writers cared even a little bit about their relationship they would have had lockstock come back for him... just saying.......
ignore how i forgot barrel's jacket he's meant to have it but i forgor and spent too long on his arm to fix it lol
lockstock boutta have the crashout of the century <3
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woww everyone get a load of this guy right here, back from working on comics nonstop to make more funny angst of piss the musical haha everyone point and laugh hahaha
anyway uhhhhhhhhhhhh it's lockstock whoaa :)
based off SEVERAL posts i've seen abt him and religion eheehee twirls my hair kicks my feet
sometimes i forget he and barrel aren't my own characters...
alt vers under the cut, cw blood/suicide I MEAN WTF WHAT WHO SAID THATTTT
nothing says religious trauma like bleeding out in a church
damn dude you wanna talk about it maybe?? idk
after the show ends btw
#is this considered delusional?#breaking news local artist draws a decent background for once in his gd life#urinetown#officer lockstock#i feed off the angst#it's lowkey scary to post though#is that crazy to say#also this is so insane#bc like#a person who only has a very vague grasp on urinetown could see this#or just like a normal human being that isn't infested with the brainworms#and i would look like a fucking psychopath#BUT GUYSS#it's religious trauma lockstock#pls you have to understand#it's cool and hip right gang#very interesting i promise#anyway huh must have been the wind
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GUYS HELP I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY REBLOGGING THINGS WITH THE ASK BLOG INSTEAD OF MY MAIN BLOG HELPPPP
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SLAYYY
Intro post!
Hi! I'm Emilia Vesperan, a journalist at the UGC (Urine Good Company)! I decided to start this blog with my roommate Belladonna Graven, who is a police officer. Feel free to send us any asks (as long as they are appropriate), and either Bella or I shall respond!
Just, please, no stupid questions.
[hey hi hello thanks for dropping by! I'll use these brackets [] and normal text when I'm speaking out of character. my main is @salubriousbean .
when responding to asks, I'll say when they are answering, such as "before the events of the musical", "during the musical", or "after the musical". I could also get more specific.
Emilia's text will be purple and bold
Bella's text will be red and italic
character info under cut:
Emilia Vesperan is a newly promoted journalist at the UGC, she's still kinda naive and young (like 19ish) but throughout the show she begins to realize how horrible life is instead of her idealistic view. She remains loyal to Cladwell until the very end of the show (like even until after his death) but then she moves on. She also keeps being a good journalist throughout the show, always writing stuff down in her notebook. She's sort of disorganized and can't find anything ever.
Belladonna, Bella for short, is a zealous cop, very good at her job, and very Intimidating. She's kinda done with everyone else's incompetence and she is angry 50% of the time and irritated the rest of the time. She rolls her eyes a lot and has the Most Bombastic Side Eye. She's always keeping an eye out for trouble and when they can't find the rebellion she gets majorly pissed off. She shoves her flashlight in people's faces when she's threatening them (which happens a lot). She's always silently judging everyone and wrinkles her nose a lot. She's around 40 years old, but she won't tell anyone her actual age.
if I have time I may draw an answer to an ask! hopefully that can happen often haha. anyways here are some (OLD holy moly) drawings and picrews of them! ft. previously unreleased doodles from when I tried (and failed) to do Urinetown Art Week 2024):







picrews:


I WOULD ADD TWO MORE BUT I HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT SOB anyways
I may come back and add more to this post but that's all for now! have a good day!]
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Opening tumblr to find a lot of notifications is like receiving a mental handful of chocolate chips
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hello fellow barrel gang.. i wrote some lawful fruits (more to come) and was wondering if you wanted to give it a read lol https://archiveofourown.org/works/65836330
AGH I JUST SAW THIS HELLO BARREL GANG
AAAAAAHH IT EATSS BANGER WRITING BRO TY FOR SHARING <3 you gotta update me when more comes out frrr /nf ^^
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@lemonadelamb ty for the idea hahaha
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the urinetown/mad max ask blog is finally open lets goooo
check it out if you want and maybe ask stuff idk/nf ^_^
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being a fan-artist of urinetown is so wild because wtf do you mean i willingly decided that making depressing art of SILLY COPS FROM PISS THE FUCKING MUSICAL would be a good use of my time....
um but anyway it was in fact a good use of my time so enjoy ^_^
(tw death)
for some context, in our production, barrel had his neck broken :]
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lockstock can definitely see ghosts just in general bc why not they're literally in the show
poor barrel can't even move his head as a ghost but RAHHHHH THEYM i hate them <3
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If the writers cared even a little bit about their relationship they would have had lockstock come back for him... just saying.......
ignore how i forgot barrel's jacket he's meant to have it but i forgor and spent too long on his arm to fix it lol
lockstock boutta have the crashout of the century <3
#also ignore how idk how to draw ppl on stairs#urinetown#officer barrel#officer lockstock#barrel death#rip pookie#sniffling and sobbing at them#they deserve a happy ending!!! (no they do not)#this is fun i should draw depressing things more often
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i need the people's opinions...
should i post some angsty barrel death sketches
would that be a thing that's cool and interesting
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#inspired by a pride cop car i saw on tiktok#urinetown#officer lockstock#officer barrel#i feel like this is a good time to express my own political opinions haha#the ugc may be capitalist scum#and the cops may kill people for a living#but they draw the line at bigotry and dictatorship#you get sent to urinetown REGARDLESS of your skin color and ethnic background#cladwell fully approves of this btw#oh and lockstock is also having a good time dw he just looks like that#ignore the poorly shaded car lmao#i got lazy#no kings#pride#anti ice
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guys i have like 8 different projects i want to start helpp i already have stuff i need to work on <//3
#it's ok we push through#all of them are urinetown related#by the way#but of course they are#who would i be otherwise? /j#but fr#i need to be productive with my summer for once
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end of watch 2012 π
the mcs made me think lockstock and barrel bc of the brainrot, you know how it is lol
it was on one of the random channels at a hotel i was staying at. so, bc my brain immediately associated it with the blorbos, i became invested, and i decided to finish it today
i mean it's kinda just another cop movie, wasn't bad ofc and it was funny, but i personally wouldn't say it was anything crazy or hfx worthy for me, i just had to say SOMETHING bc come on guys......
when the two male best friends in a movie have more chemistry with each other than they do with their canon female partners but the movie isn't woke enough so the writer pulls the "he's like a brother to me" card........
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when the two male best friends in a movie have more chemistry with each other than they do with their canon female partners but the movie isn't woke enough so the writer pulls the "he's like a brother to me" card........
#also vice versa#but i just finished a specific movie with that trope#idk like dying in your comrade's arms is basically say gex#very homoerotic i fear#the βlike a brotherβ thing is too overdone#it kills me every time#just kiss already bro#haha jk#unless#/silly
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felt like drawing everyone i played in theatre throughout my high school years so uhhh here you go chat :3

the same face syndrome in this is valid guys... they're all gonna look like me if i played them..... /silly
ignore the decrease in effort near the bottom lmao
vera and barrel would hate each other
you think snow and greta are related? /j
benny would also hate barrel for the same reason as vera....
more random yapping about the sillies β
for the ensemble characters, the descendants one was based off the cheshire cat and their name is chester (wowoow so original) (i was young and edgy and salty that i wasn't in the evil ensemble okay) and the addams family one was a 1600s executioner named lixian (yes after markipliers editor... idk mann this was freshman year π)
all jokes aside i think snow and greta would get along (we're obv ignoring time periods here guys)
barrel and lixian be twinning with the killing people job
the old man just wants to go home bro let the guy and his weird evil vulture eye rest (under the floorboards maybe... /ref)
also js saying benny did NOT turn his life around after the end of guys and dolls.... dude went straight back to gambling after that church session, you can't convince me otherwise... he doesn't gaf
also benny was extremely gender with the mustache, so therefore i carried over the mascara facial hair to barrel so that he could be even more gender
oh and i played grandma addams as an understudy which is why i was also an ancestor... the understudies got to do our own matinΓ©e show tho so that was cool
anyway that is all for my yapping uhhh enjoy :3
#theatre#urinetown#she kills monsters#guys and dolls#nightfall#descendants#mystery at shady acres#the addams family musical#officer barrel#benny southstreet#grandma addams#etc etc#anyway#yayyyy#silly character moment
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desperately wish i could just...... perform in urinetown again..... just... just one more show...... pls just one more show guys.........
#like obviously /j though haha right right#unless#haha jkjk#UNLESS#urinetown#i still know all my lines
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would it be crazy to say zane from ninjago
i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for youβ¦.. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again iβll kill you
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