dearheartwitcher

[dearheartwitcher]

[dearheartwitcher]

me contemplating the human condition

[dearheartwitcher]

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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poster from a while back

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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

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beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

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i made a lil quiz that will tell u which of my ocs ur most like 🥹

its 13 questions with 8 possible results!

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okk im crazy and i also made this!!

(this one is more suggestive as well lol)

i made a lil quiz that will tell u which of my ocs ur most like 🥹

its 13 questions with 8 possible results!

[dearheartwitcher]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

[dearheartwitcher]

i made a lil quiz that will tell u which of my ocs ur most like 🥹

its 13 questions with 8 possible results!

[dearheartwitcher]

i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures

[dearheartwitcher]

waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!