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dj run that track again before I take my own life

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“i wouldn’t do that” “i wouldn’t say that” “i wouldn’t wear that” “i wouldn’t kiss them” too bad you pedantic dorks, you’re not the one in control here.

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WOAH

I really like Niki. He's one of my favorite sufferers. 🥺🔥🎻

I also rarely paint musical instruments, the last time was a two of years ago, and then it was a pipa, not a violin.

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I think what really drew me in to twilight when I was a teenager is that, despite the epic vampire whirlwind romance, the teenagers actually do feel like they have REAL lives, and it’s a real shame that that doesn’t translate to the movies (bc a movie with pointless scenes of the main character making enchiladas & doing homework would be crazy boring). I like that Edward enjoys skipping class to sit in his car & listen to Linkin Park CDs, I like that Bella spends her weekends doing laundry and drafting her Macbeth essay, and on sunny days she lays out a blanket to read in her backyard. I like that she drives to her best friend’s house after school to watch him fix cars and do homework together, I like that they have joint family dinners that are just eating spaghetti on fold-out chairs on the deck. I like that her friend group piles in mike’s mom’s van to go hang out at the beach, and when she brings a camera to school they all start a “picture war.” I like that she has a part-time retail job and sits at the kitchen table filling out uni applications with her boyfriend. It definitely loses that quality around eclipse when the focus has to stay on the actual plot, but I like that twilight & new moon feel pretty grounded in what introverted lower-middle class small-town teenagers are actually doing.

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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD.

Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're beautiful inside and out, never forget to love yourself💝🌟

Meow thank you so much <3

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WOW <3

lost collage made by me!!

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If I was 8 months pregnant and my plane had been crashed on an island for 2-3 weeks and I was really craving peanut butter so this dorky guy who's kinda cute promised to get me some but when he came back he had an empty jar and when I asked him wtf was going on he went 'wowie this peanut butter is yummy 😋' and stuck his finger in the jar of nothing and licked it off I would take him to the ocean and hold him under until he stopped moving

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Well, looks like we found Chris's anon blog...

horror movie enjoyers will be having a terrible day and be like fuuuuuck i need to unwind….maybe nows the time to finally check out shit piss deathfest 2 . For a bit of lighthearted entertainment

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Sage when he, Rose and Henry fall out of the tube into the fucking hellcave

runs into a cave and breaks my ankle but theres already another guy with a broken ankle inthere so its really awkward

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AKSKDK thank you for the tag <3

I have WIPS fucking everywhere but these are the ones I've found

1. Dinner with Mary

2. Kulning

3. Observations by Kevin Dolenz

4. Children of Men

5. Drop Dead Fred

I tag: @dragonfruitramune @spider-stark @vcmpbyt

wip game

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

ty to @bruised-muses for the tagggg

enchanted

paper rings

daylight

demolition lovers

bad for business

party 4 u

you make loving fun

to the end

tags!! : @slfglow @daisyjonesgf @camilaswife @anniiecrsta @imsogonesposts @cr3stawrites @allisluv @nozhdyved

lucked out that i have 8 wips and 8 moots i consistently interact with lowkey

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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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"i accidentally uprooted the young spruce tree my hand was resting on when he pinched a strand of her hair between his fingers" (midnight sun p. 159)