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PREACH

I swear to god Nesta will never be enough for the haters. She has done everything. She bitch slapped Graysen, knocked off like five big bads, saved all the main characters’ lives plus a whole other fucking world, and y’all hate her because *checks notes* she “let” Feyre hunt, conveniently forgetting that Nesta tried to learn and wasn’t very good at it because archery isn’t fucking easy and she canonically also was chopping wood in book 1. And even if she hadn’t done either of those things, one would think she’d more than made up for it. And what else do they hate her for? *checks notes* setting boundaries with a man *checks notes* not talking very much to people she barely knows while she’s depressed and *checks notes* engaging in self-destructive behaviors while suicidal. Genuine question what the FUCK does she gotta do to win y’all’s praise? I’d support you more if you said you just find her annoying or some shit because that makes more sense than using a supposed moral compass.

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This will forever be legendary

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Dance or stop being a fan of Nesta, Lucien, Tamlin, or Eris.

Hella tag warning!! Sorry to the people I added, this is low-key too much!! We may not even interact but most of the people I follow are fans of either!

Shout out to the other fans on this app too!

Me, @sonics-atelier , @ladyofspringcourt , @watcherintheweyr , @ennawrite , @zoy999zoy , @decadentpostnachos-evil-twin , @rin-u-pos , @positivelyruined , @yaralulu , @achaotichuman , @arson-09 , @booksnwriting , @tamlindair , @kataraavatara .

(The original video is by Sarahsibby)!

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This is giving me feysand vibes

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Nesta "bullying" Feyre is honestly so fucking tame for a sibling relationship.

Dude, I'm a younger sibling. Older siblings bully their younger siblings all the time. But, if anyone ELSE does it, they will fiercely fight for you. That's just how it is.

And us younger siblings? We're annoying. It's practically in the job description.

My brother has beaten my ass MANY TIMES (I've also kicked him in the balls several times, dw I fight back babes), but in the end, NOBODY ELSE will put that much effort to help me on my college essays, fix my resume, and get me internships.

Nesta said some mean words? Boo fucking hoo. Y'all act like Feyre is helpless. Isn't she the all-powerful Cursebreaker High Lady and all that good shit?

Nesta was also fucking GROOMED by her mother, but somehow y'all forget about that. You also forget that when the FAERIES came and messed with Nesta's family? She went after Feyre in Prythian. She truly exhibits elder sibling traits to a T.

Nesta was never Feyre's abuser. Rhysand was. But y'all will go to the mat to defend his loser ass.

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Descisions were made. Welcome the newest member of the Disney princess lineup.

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Okay but it's a common misconception in this fandom that Feyre is even remotely capable of thinking beyond when Ricecake will lollipop her the next time. Why would we trust anything Feyre says or thinks at this point, because as far as I can tell, it's all a load of shit.

Also the "he may be giving her lessons" Yeah. May be. Maybe. You know whom he did give lessons, in canon? The Valkyries. Just saying.

I genuinely wouldn't have a problem with Elriels if y'all just stopped clinging to your hypotheticals and harassing people with other opinions. It's okay to have ships that won't happen in canon, as long as you can accept that they won't.

The way Elriels cling to that line harder than Elain supposedly clings to Azriel LMFAO

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Why does Eluzriel (?) Elain x Lucien x Azriel not work, you may ask.

Simple, because Azriel's toxic masculinity couldn't keep up with Lucien's superiority.

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I was strongly encouraged to share these. Since people are too lazy to read long texts nowadays, maybe it'll be easier to point out the fandom copy pasting Lucien's personality onto Azriel to make Elriel work by using pictures. Also it's fronting Azriel hours.

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It's not a ship that could sail in canon if you need to completely rewrite the personality of one or both of the characters.

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Azriel

These are lava hot takes right here.

Bitches will be like, "Lucien isn't even that hot!" then proceed to copy paste all his characteristics onto their supposed favorite character.

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SJM's zionism as seen in ACOTAR: Fae males were territorial, dominant, arrogant—but the ones in the Spring Court … something had festered in their training.

Haha, what? You were just fine with them before, they revered you and respected you, and now they're suddenly suspicious because they live under Tamlin? It's giving "Ohhhh look at Hamas see see see? All Muslims are terrorists!" And I'm almost certain this is the justification SJM uses for Feyre to genocide the shit out of them in ACOWAR. HyBeRn'S aCtIoNs ArE tHeIr OwN sounds remarkably like Israel using October 7th to justify killing babies, maiming children, and abusing the elderly. They use this same mentality towards CoN citizens too despite Mor coming from there. But notice how Mor is somehow white. “Most of your soldiers are dead.” Eris only blinked. “And the good news?” “Two of them survived.” Nesta studied every minute shift on Eris’s face: rage glimmering in his eyes, displeasure in his pursed lips, annoyance in the fluttering of a muscle in his jaw. As if countless questions were racing through his mind. Eris’s voice remained flat, though. “And who did this?” Cassian grimaced. “Technically, Azriel and I did. Your soldiers were enchanted by Queen Briallyn and Koschei to be mindless killers. They attacked us in the Bog of Oorid, and we were left with no choice but to kill them.” “And yet two survived. How convenient. I assume they received Azriel’s particular brand of interrogation?” Eris’s voice dripped disdain. “We could only manage to contain two,” Cassian said tightly. “Under Briallyn’s influence, they were practically rabid.” “Let’s not lie to ourselves. You only bothered to contain two, by the time your brute bloodlust ebbed away.” Nesta saw red at the words, and Cassian sucked in a breath. “We did what we could. There were two dozen of them.” Eris snorted. “There were certainly more than that, and you could have easily spared more than two. But I don’t know why I’d expect someone like you to have done any better.” “Do you want me to apologize?” Cassian snarled. Nesta’s heart began to pound wildly at the anger darkening his voice, the pain brightening his eyes. He regretted it—he hadn’t liked killing those soldiers. “Did you even try to spare the others, or did you just launch right into a massacre?” Eris seethed. Cassian hesitated. Nesta could have sworn she saw the words land their blow. No, Cassian had not hesitated.

Cassian and Azriel are super duper mega warriors and they didn't even bother to try and save Eris's soldiers despite knowing they're innocent, yet we're expected to take Cassian's side over Eris's. It's giving "Israeli soldiers are traumatized over all the civilians they were 'forced' to kill" DAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED!!!

But Keir must have known, too. And said simply to Rhysand, “I want out. I want space. I want my people to be free of this mountain.” “You have every comfort,” I finally said. “And yet it is not enough?” Keir ignored me as well. As I’m sure he ignored most women in his life. It's giving, "I will colonize your land, I will trap your people in Gaza strip and systematically oppress you, but hey we didn't kill you! Why are you mad??" Also the white feminism in that last line I can't. THERE ARE WOMEN TRAPPED UNDERNEATH THAT MOUNTAIN GETTING ABUSED EVERY DAY!!!! It's the same reason no one cares that Palestinian women don't have clean menstrual supplies and no anesthesia for clean births. Because Palestinians are brown.

So Keir knew about Velaris. The Hewn City knew about Velaris. Before Rhys wiped their memory. This is a lot like Israel occupying Palestine and rewriting history to make it seem like they're the country and Palestine are the occupiers. But they can't delete all the evidence, and now the truth has come out.

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It's okay, break my heart.

I wonder if Eris was secretly screaming on the inside during the second trial in ACOTAR, forced to watch as Lucien was about to be murdered, knowing there was literally nothing he could do to stop it. I refuse to believe otherwise ✋😭

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CRESSERIE

EXCUSE ME, LESBIANS COMING THROUGH

ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A COUPLE LESBIANS

meet one of my favorite rarepairs: cresseida and emerie!

they both deserve the world

come back for more from them for @polyacotarweek where i'll add nesta to the mix

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My hot take of the day:

Velaris is a plot hole.