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the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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If you're of legal drinking age, try making this easy Oarfish Day cocktail! We think a long garnish of blood orange peel would also look just splendid.

For a mocktail version, mix blue tropical fruit punch and tonic water or sprite, or dye your favorite clear beverage light blue with food coloring.

A long, tall drink for a long, tall fish!

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Photographer Debbie Parker captured this lightning strike in West Virginia. - Author: sco-go

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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introducing my own undertale au where asriel is named togore. nothing else changes

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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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World Oarfish Day is June 24th!

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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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Last Summer Things Were Greener, 1901

Byam Shaw

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)