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*tries to be cool and smoke weed*

*stabs myself in the mouth with the spicy end of the joint*

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*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

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Me: don't even worry about it I've got some extra money you're absolutely covered no big deal bb I gotchu

Also me: *has a car with an engine that's about to blow up, needs to start planning my wedding and also building a house, while secretly worrying how I'm going to get through the winter without starving*

Me: 🤗 yes I can give you the moneys it is NO BIG DEAL I SWEAR BABBEY

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me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

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I see the porn is returning to Tumblr

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Instagram makes me want to do drugs but like not in the way you'd think

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reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

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we stan Chandler Bing

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I dart out of my room to quickly snag a bag of cereal, before scurrying back to my hiding hole (bedroom) oh man, I'm literally a mouse

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I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

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i dont need anyone to read my posts ok. i read them

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I contain multitudes. Bitch

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“I didn’t come this far to only come this far.”

— Unknown

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person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

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my mental illness popping by to remind me i still aint shit after a long absence that was way too good to me

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Apologies if this has already been made