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may i offer you a little sagedance for your troubles?

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Happy Teddy Day y'all!! 🤭🫶🧸

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Undertaker + ses petits-enfants (vivants)

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Can I interest you in some Black Butler ?

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lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

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oh dear

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i want her mentality

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rating names of artists i like: TWICE - 5/10, TF U YELLING AT ME FOR??? i wouldnt think twice before stanning them tho (im so funny) yaelokre - 10/10, pleasant to read ariana grande - 10/10, a tall glass of WATER omfg beabadoobee - 7/10, it's bee-bah-doo-bee guys isabel larosa - 10/10, perfect especially for the kind of music she makes lay bankz - 10/10, LAAAYYYY <3 latto - 4.5/10, how the hell do you say that laufey - 8.5/10, very demure but i struggled to pronounce it when i first saw it charli xcx - 7/10, celebrity ass name. points reduced because im not her paramore - 10/10, i just like saying it lol hozier - 5/10, but only because i got made fun of for how i used to say it chappell roan - 9.5/10, fun to say once you learn how it's pronounced kesha - 10/10, mother. the crane wives - 9/10, i like it. no further comments. taylor swift - 8/10, gets tiring after a while but still a vibe! sabrina carpenter - 10/10, perfect LEGAL name for a celebrity kiltro - 10/10, anything lower is a disrespect to their name stray kids - 3/10, you're not gangsta felix, ur just a little guy will stetson - 10/10, i like mr. stetson. i like still wetson

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or no talent to do it!

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!

PAY ATTENTION TO WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT!!

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I don’t know how many buh buh buh da buh buh’s I have left in me Laufey

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ME WHEN " WE LISTEN AND WE DONT JUDGE " and then they proceed to say something so unexpectedly dim, it lowkey makes my other half of the day drowned in my thoughts

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i can very proudly say i have a laufey america tapestry on my wall

i’m gonna get this for my room🫵🔥🔥

(and some laufey posters!!)

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current school rlly isnt cutting it for me i fucking hate being confined in a building with only girls all day. wheres the diversity. like 90% of u r white and look exactly the same

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tears in my ivantill EYES💜