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Steve Venters, Sprawl Sites

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Boob-O-Hedron: What You Get When You Knit a Breasted Dodecahedron - FREE PATTERNS! 👉 https://buff.ly/3pasd8c

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HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY!!! 🎶 🎹 🐀 🌈

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

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sorry, i think that reply is hilarious

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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

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This is your sign to unravel any mistakes you may have made by using roving as yarn and process that into real yarn that you can actually use and that will hold up over time.

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It’s ok, so am I. You’re safe here.

May I introduce the Furkin, the furby merkin. This idea has been rotting my brain for a whole year now, and I think making this cured my depression.

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parthenon eyes in crocheted embroidery floss

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From Playgirl magazine/January 2000

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Woof bitch… woof…

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when the patient realizes you’re not really a doctor

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