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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

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prey coded but not in a meek, innocent way, but in a spirit of survival way. Fighting harder and on a hairpin trigger because there is no instinct stronger than move forward and live. Breaking skin and bone with claws meant to dig and gather. Muscles meant for running being turned on the very thing you were meant to run from. Trapped like a cornered animal, not like a wolf, but like a rabbit. Like a deer ready to gore.

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"... I've decided I want to be loved now" @caspercryptid

"I have seen love with my own eyes and I know it's real" Doomdarling on instagram about his mother and father

"I think you should be hunted for sport not out of sport but out of duty" @orteil42

"I lived in an apartment above a pianist once. I used to lay on the floor to feel the vibrations as he practiced. It was so lovely" Couldn't find the OP, I think its a facebook or instagram comment

"Listen, when the lord makes his subjects stand in the open rain, their enemy is not the man who wore a hat." @times-chu

"Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?" Doctor who

"Why am I carving your name into trees that lie in forests you will never walk in?" @ohsoverit I think? Its an old tumblr post in the old format and I have trouble reading those. Also its typed into a graphing calculator.

"[writing about a family member's recent death:]

"my brother went down/ to the river

and put dirt on" The average fourth grader is a better poet than you (and me too) by Hannah Gamble. I Felt that I Had to Include this one.

"so much that you begain to question my sanity. add until God whispers to you "that's enough my child" Unknown facebook(?) post. About adding pickles to a sandwich in a jersey mike's order.

"The goal is to weigh down Heaven with the sins of man, so eventually it will fall to earth. Then we will have Heaven on Earth, stollen from God's treacherous skies!" @jame7ts

"every day is all there is" an interview with someone named Didion

"Impossible. But the claim is audacious enough to intrigue me anyway." @the-a-j-universe About a soup that can make them forgive their father.

"could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute." @quietwingsinthesky

"You'll be compost in my new world." @knowyourmeme

"I ordered clowns for my own private party and they all arrived in the same car" @afro-elf

"all of life is irreversible" @sweatermuppet

"god is a semi-permeable membrane." @clitfisto

"The women, they prepare for Hell" bluubijan's russian repair guy.

"Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane" itsbcjim twitter

Raw and Good Quotes, sourced to the best of my ability

"You'll find the universe a very small place when I'm angry with you" - Doctor who

"There is glitter in our veins that will outlast our bones" -Southern man who @.hayleyjclark talked to

"Millions of people lived satisfying, meaningful lives during the fall of the Roman Empire" Jonrog1

"It's ok to start over until you die man" Moodymoodimoode

"Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability "come see." And the adult went." @sanderssutudies

"they're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man." @nomniacsdream's cat stole their sandwich

"The battlefield was a meadow first if you think about it" Tags from a post

"We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" i_zzzzzz about iced chai

"the structure rots and the plant reclaims. But i remember" @greelin

"Sorry buddy, I'm not god. Create your own hell." @olibavee's salmon shirt

"if i died and went to heaven and found out all my friends were in hell i would spit in god's face so i could join them" @gayarsonist

"I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry" KilianExperience about his cursed meal.

"god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16" @greimpossibooty

“You are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal form shift below the surface” ~ mrspider

“The stench of hypocrisy oozes from your every pore” ~ Con O’Neill

“And when we finally kill the gods neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us” ~malewifecomabt

“The ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you’ll ever be” ~ a tag in one of Chickenkeeping’s posts. 

 “if the grand design is so fragile as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there is a better Destiny for those who hold tha sissors” ~ Grimeclown 

“your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave” ~ Anon message to gayarsonist 

“...Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.” ~enodio_

“We rejoice because we are alive tonight, and we do not know what will come tomorrow.” ~ someone in ineed-moresleep’s DnD party.

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” ~radioactivesupersonic

“Live with what makes you comfortable but know ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” ~ imanes

“Why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god that cursed them” ~ Hell-propaganda 

“One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” ~curseworm

“If god wanted you to live he would not have created me” ~TF2

“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil” ~omnybus

“Children inherit the legacy and trauma of violence from the adults waging war around them.” ~spaceshipoftheseus

“is the gardener who cultivates the vine in no way responsible for the fruit it bears? if I prune the tree and nourish the soil, can the crop be said to spring forth as an act of god? nay, say I, no act of god but an act of ME.” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

“ideals are made of gold and light, but human lives are made of blood and tears, and spill with slippery ease; choose carefully what hills to build and die upon” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

“I have no memory of happiness, not the slimmest reminder, even the faintest shadow of joy escapes me, slips out the windows and runs away with the wind and I, wretch that I am–I do not give chase. For there is naught left in my heart to spur on the chase.” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

"violence for violence is the rule of beasts" Obama from someone's dreams

"to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all" Also Dream obama, twofingerswhiskey's mom's dream

"I beg to differ." "Then bed" An interaction on @bisexualdeanwinchester's blog, or not. I remember seeing it on a dean Winchester blog.

"You’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic my friend" Justin McElroy

“The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal.” Camille Paglia

"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Princess bride

"Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything that your soul can comprehend. You cannot cure me in any way that matters." The fucking MUSHROOM POST

“Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?” Janice Lee

"A year ago you didn’t know today" Unknown

"the anger in your heart warms you now but will leave you cold in your grave" a dream, an old woman?

"The Man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one“ Justin McElroy

"That's a funny trick to play on god" Also McElroy brothers, I think.

"we deserve a soft epilogue" Fanfic, Steve rogers?

"I am a monument to all your sins." Halo

"Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you have won" Warrior cats

"Do you think God, too, stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?" Spy kids

"Only when Lions have Historians will Hunters cease to be heroes" Chinua Achebe

"take no shit, do no harm" Unknown

"Before you tell a tale of revenge, dig two graves" Said in many different iterations by many people

"God may judge you but his sins out number your own" @afabbaddel

"I'll do whatever you want" "Then perish" The obama hewwo rp

"If the world choses to be my enemy, I will fight just like I always have" Shadow the hedgehog

"I will face god and walk backwards into hell" Drill

"All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog" Mickey mouse comic edit.

"Pick a god and pray" Fire emblem awakening

"The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best is today." Greentext post

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'what am I willing to put up with today?'" Erin, game grumps

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" Shakespere

"you seem in an awful hurry to die" Warrior cats

"Either sonic is a god or could kill god and I do not care is there is a difference" Brian David Gilbert.

"Remember you can't save everyone." "Remember you have to try" Check boxes, I do not know the original posters

"In a hundred years they will cut down a tree with our initials carved into a growth ring and they'll wonder why the wood burns so warm" realaccountyeah, the cut first line is "nice spotify link"

"Was it not a bitch that nursed rome" Seeofreads after getting called a bitch at work.

"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?" Brent spiner to wil weaton in star trek

"...And tell their ghosts we'd have loved them if they were here." @xeansicemane About dinosaurs. I think about this one a lot.

"If no art makes you feel anything, make your own art to feel something" Jenna marbles making a seahorse jacket

"Just try and hunt me, your clown shoes will give you away from 50 yards" "brother you and I hail from the same circus" Anonymous and @firefox-official

"The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well." ao3 author's note about english not being their first language.

"I'm going to wake up and do good and so are you and no one gets to vote on that" Travis Mcelroy

"you, mortal beings, are the instruments by which the universe cares. if you choose to care, it cares. and if you don't, then it doesn't." Brennan lee mulligan

"And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting to for them because they created those to imprison us." @malewifecombat, who burned their eggs

"You think I have a choice? I have to be real" jpeg in a Discord screenshot posted by @puyopuyo

"No fate is so immovable that we can not change it" @swords-n-spindles

"Do you remember how we used to run" logicalphathos about a person saying they are his reincarnated dog

"What if I am scared?" "Then do it scared" @yourgothmom and @glowcowboy

"Jingle your bells, little jester. without an audience to care about you, it's the closest you'll get to hearing applause" I saw it as a screenshot of a youtube comment

"Even fate picks its favourites" Megamind

"I don't want to be like this" "So don't be" "it's not that simple" "It really, really is." A comic, I can't find the original poster

"Baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer" @eligiblebastard I quote this a lot

"Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so." @hokuto-ju-no-ken

"When god has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from heaven" @ailthnight

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why would i ever want to escape the time loop? the time loop is awesome! i get to try the same things again until i can do everything right!

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Oh man we're going places

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Raw and Good Quotes, sourced to the best of my ability

"You'll find the universe a very small place when I'm angry with you" - Doctor who

"There is glitter in our veins that will outlast our bones" -Southern man who @.hayleyjclark talked to

"Millions of people lived satisfying, meaningful lives during the fall of the Roman Empire" Jonrog1

"It's ok to start over until you die man" Moodymoodimoode

"Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability "come see." And the adult went." @sanderssutudies

"they're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man." @nomniacsdream's cat stole their sandwich

"The battlefield was a meadow first if you think about it" Tags from a post

"We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" i_zzzzzz about iced chai

"the structure rots and the plant reclaims. But i remember" @greelin

"Sorry buddy, I'm not god. Create your own hell." @olibavee's salmon shirt

"if i died and went to heaven and found out all my friends were in hell i would spit in god's face so i could join them" @gayarsonist

"I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry" KilianExperience about his cursed meal.

"god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16" @greimpossibooty

“You are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal form shift below the surface” ~ mrspider

“The stench of hypocrisy oozes from your every pore” ~ Con O’Neill

“And when we finally kill the gods neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us” ~malewifecomabt

“The ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you’ll ever be” ~ a tag in one of Chickenkeeping’s posts. 

 “if the grand design is so fragile as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there is a better Destiny for those who hold tha sissors” ~ Grimeclown 

“your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave” ~ Anon message to gayarsonist 

“...Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.” ~enodio_

“We rejoice because we are alive tonight, and we do not know what will come tomorrow.” ~ someone in ineed-moresleep’s DnD party.

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” ~radioactivesupersonic

“Live with what makes you comfortable but know ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” ~ imanes

“Why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god that cursed them” ~ Hell-propaganda 

“One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” ~curseworm

“If god wanted you to live he would not have created me” ~TF2

“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil” ~omnybus

“Children inherit the legacy and trauma of violence from the adults waging war around them.” ~spaceshipoftheseus

“is the gardener who cultivates the vine in no way responsible for the fruit it bears? if I prune the tree and nourish the soil, can the crop be said to spring forth as an act of god? nay, say I, no act of god but an act of ME.” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

“ideals are made of gold and light, but human lives are made of blood and tears, and spill with slippery ease; choose carefully what hills to build and die upon” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

“I have no memory of happiness, not the slimmest reminder, even the faintest shadow of joy escapes me, slips out the windows and runs away with the wind and I, wretch that I am–I do not give chase. For there is naught left in my heart to spur on the chase.” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

"violence for violence is the rule of beasts" Obama from someone's dreams

"to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all" Also Dream obama, twofingerswhiskey's mom's dream

"I beg to differ." "Then bed" An interaction on @bisexualdeanwinchester's blog, or not. I remember seeing it on a dean Winchester blog.

"You’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic my friend" Justin McElroy

“The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal.” Camille Paglia

"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Princess bride

"Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything that your soul can comprehend. You cannot cure me in any way that matters." The fucking MUSHROOM POST

“Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?” Janice Lee

"A year ago you didn’t know today" Unknown

"the anger in your heart warms you now but will leave you cold in your grave" a dream, an old woman?

"The Man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one“ Justin McElroy

"That's a funny trick to play on god" Also McElroy brothers, I think.

"we deserve a soft epilogue" Fanfic, Steve rogers?

"I am a monument to all your sins." Halo

"Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you have won" Warrior cats

"Do you think God, too, stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?" Spy kids

"Only when Lions have Historians will Hunters cease to be heroes" Chinua Achebe

"take no shit, do no harm" Unknown

"Before you tell a tale of revenge, dig two graves" Said in many different iterations by many people

"God may judge you but his sins out number your own" @afabbaddel

"I'll do whatever you want" "Then perish" The obama hewwo rp

"If the world choses to be my enemy, I will fight just like I always have" Shadow the hedgehog

"I will face god and walk backwards into hell" Drill

"All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog" Mickey mouse comic edit.

"Pick a god and pray" Fire emblem awakening

"The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best is today." Greentext post

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'what am I willing to put up with today?'" Erin, game grumps

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" Shakespere

"you seem in an awful hurry to die" Warrior cats

"Either sonic is a god or could kill god and I do not care is there is a difference" Brian David Gilbert.

"Remember you can't save everyone." "Remember you have to try" Check boxes, I do not know the original posters

"In a hundred years they will cut down a tree with our initials carved into a growth ring and they'll wonder why the wood burns so warm" realaccountyeah, the cut first line is "nice spotify link"

"Was it not a bitch that nursed rome" Seeofreads after getting called a bitch at work.

"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?" Brent spiner to wil weaton in star trek

"...And tell their ghosts we'd have loved them if they were here." @xeansicemane About dinosaurs. I think about this one a lot.

"If no art makes you feel anything, make your own art to feel something" Jenna marbles making a seahorse jacket

"Just try and hunt me, your clown shoes will give you away from 50 yards" "brother you and I hail from the same circus" Anonymous and @firefox-official

"The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well." ao3 author's note about english not being their first language.

"I'm going to wake up and do good and so are you and no one gets to vote on that" Travis Mcelroy

"you, mortal beings, are the instruments by which the universe cares. if you choose to care, it cares. and if you don't, then it doesn't." Brennan lee mulligan

"And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting to for them because they created those to imprison us." @malewifecombat, who burned their eggs

"You think I have a choice? I have to be real" jpeg in a Discord screenshot posted by @puyopuyo

"No fate is so immovable that we can not change it" @swords-n-spindles

"Do you remember how we used to run" logicalphathos about a person saying they are his reincarnated dog

"What if I am scared?" "Then do it scared" @yourgothmom and @glowcowboy

"Jingle your bells, little jester. without an audience to care about you, it's the closest you'll get to hearing applause" I saw it as a screenshot of a youtube comment

"Even fate picks its favourites" Megamind

"I don't want to be like this" "So don't be" "it's not that simple" "It really, really is." A comic, I can't find the original poster

"Baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer" @eligiblebastard I quote this a lot

"Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so." @hokuto-ju-no-ken

"When god has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from heaven" @ailthnight

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People will never bleed enough for your version of justice.

Or however the quote goes

the problem with this culture of dehumanizing the people you hate is nothing is ever good enough. there is no apology someone can give that will be 'enough' once they have been othered. it won't be sincere enough, it won't be long enough, it won't be good enough.

because apology and growth were never the goals. the goal was always to have something to use to punish the person with.

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God me too.

I want cool bug wings. cool transparent bug wings that flap real fast. I want to fly around like a dragonfly. I've wanted this for quite some time and I thought I would share

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A few weeks ago I ran out of my antidepressants and I thought to myself: "let's see how long I can go without antidepressants" because I like challenging myself and I like doing difficult things

I cannot stress how bad this idea was. please do not be like me. I have gained nothing from this experience, I don't know what I was thinking I would gain. there is no glory in suffering

I should go take my meds

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FNAF (2023) + text posts

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We aren't speaking about Jeremiah from the FNAF movie enough and I'm sad.

Like, he's funny, he's handsome, Mike trusts him enough to tell him about the dream theory (and he finds it silly but then asks for the book lmao), he stops him in the fountain without harming him at all despite him being built like a tank...

There's a party going on in the background as they are having that conversation.

He's our Jeremy Fitzgerald, guys, and we aren't talking about him. I'm sad. Like, look at him:

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i feel like there's one or two people total who will appreciate this but i need yall to know about sky's streamman headcanon that I simply cannot invalidate. it's never going to come up but it lives with me every day

tim wright from marble hornets is one of gordon's contacts for putting together the Home program. Does this fit with anything we know about Tim? no fucking clue but we love it

Gordon has watched Marble Hornets but just does not make the connection between this guy and the spooky show he watched with Fang when they were in college

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Yknow I still can't believe that there is legit an ending in pizza Sim where it's implied Henry just fucking signs Mike up for a lobotomy in the canon universe like Bestie what the fuck that is your Nephew

- magentamedicines

RIGHT THATS SO INSANE TO ME. LIKE. HE JUST SENDS HIM TO GET LOBOTOMIZED AND SIGNED OFF AS CLINICALLY INSANE. WHAT

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“You are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal form shift below the surface” ~ mrspider

“The stench of hypocrisy oozes from your every pore” ~ Con O’Neill

“And when we finally kill the gods neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us” ~malewifecomabt

“The ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you’ll ever be” ~ a tag in one of Chickenkeeping’s posts. 

 “if the grand design is so fragile as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there is a better Destiny for those who hold tha sissors” ~ Grimeclown 

“your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave” ~ Anon message to gayarsonist 

Raw, powerful and cursed quotes

So as someone who recently migrated from a Pinterest lurker of 3 years, reading every tumblr screenshot i could find, i have gathered quite a selection of cursed or raw quotes from the most classic tumblr posts and whatever the hell Gaud is doing. Some of these aren’t tumblr, but classic literature or musical quotes or poems. As i didn’t write them down, i cant give sources for every single one, but i can give them on request if you’re interested. Feel free to add more.

• „I‘ll do what I want“

„Then perish“

OR

„then become the dirt I walk on“

• „violence for violence is the rule of beasts“

• „to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all“

• „There are places we have never seen before: Soem have never seen the Ocean, have never laid eyes on marrakesh. The other world is just a place we haven’t visisted before and we’re gonna explore it together“

• “Auge um Auge und die Welt wird blind”

(German, translated to mean: An eye for an eye and the world goes blind)

• „You kneel before my throne, unaware that it was made of lies“

• “You’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic my friend”

• “Bold of you to assume I (will meet a mortal end, have ambitions)”

• „I beg to differ“

„Then beg"

• „One day, you will be face to face with your gods and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

• „the skin of the earth is littered with the ruins of empires that thought themselves immortal“

• „my Ancestors are smiling down on me. Can you say the same?“

• „Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.“

• „god should have made girls lethal when he made monsters of men“

• „Decay exsists as a distant form of life“

• „Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything that your soul can comprehend. You cannot cure me in any way that matters.“

• „Draw a monster. Why is it a Monster?“

• „A year ago you didn’t know today“

• „She is a mystic in the sense that she is still mystified by things“

• „these hands have built bridges, they will not build walls“

• „the anger in your heart warms you now but will leave you cold in your grave“

• „The Man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one“

• „Thats a funny trick to play on a god“

• „We can do any sins we want. There are no gods here to observe them“

• „we deserve a soft epilogue“

• „Starved dogs eat their masters.“

• „I am a monument to all your sins.“

• „Face your mortality, choose your requiem.“

• „I do not love the sword for its sharpness or the arrow for its swiftness nor the warrior for his glory. I can only love that which they defend“

• „Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you have won“

• „Do you think God, too, stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?“

• „Good men need no rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many“

• „Nothing is set in stone, but everything is set in a dirt road. If you roll your waggon along that path too much, it‘ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling“

•„You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.“

„You seem a decent fellow. I hate to be killed by you.“

•„We are men of actions. Lies do not become us.“

•„The watch is ticking and I‘m no clockmaker“

•„Only when Lions have Historians will Hunters cease to be heroes“

•„If you consider a woman less pure after you touched her, you should take a look at your hands“

•„the fire can’t touch me, for I have have burned one too many times. And the sea can’t harm me, for I have been drowning all my life. But you, you could rip my heart open, darling, for I have never known love before.“

• „take no shit, do no harm“

• “Be a nuisance where it counts, Do your part to inform and stimulate the public to join your action. Be depressed, discouraged, and disappointed at failure and the disheartening effects of ignorance, greed, corruption, and bad politics—but never give up.”

• „Before you tell a tale of revenge, dig two graves

• „First we shape our tools, then our tools shape us.“

• „The future is what you make of it. Just know that your supplies are limited.“

• „bury me shallow, I‘ll be back"

• „This is Hell territory and I am impudent to no gods“

• „Sticks and Stones may build a throne but you‘ll be up there all alone“

• „I am deliberately taking this personally“

• „You’re still dodging my questions“

„you’re just missing“

• „Rome wasnt build in one day.

But it was burned one“

or

„But they layed bricks every hour“

• „You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.“

• „Get off the ground, kid, spit your blood. Go down a savage, go down fighting.“

• „Educated Criminals work within the law“

• „Everyone is guilty of the good they did not to“

• „Even the ground wouldnt want you to rot in it“

• „War is old men talking and young men dying.“

• „I‘ll take care of you.

It‘s rotten work.

Not to me. Not if its you.“

• „What are you, before a human ready to fight“

• „Walls have ears

Doors have eyes

Trees have voices

beasts tell lies

Beware the rain

Beware the snow

Beware the man

you think you know“

• „This is who we are: A product of war.“

• „once a man, now deemed a fool“

• „What was that?

Probably God, looking down on his children and regretting that there even was a sixth day.“

• „We all just kill time until the killing time“

• „people will never bleed enough to meet your vision of justice“

• „There are three things all wise men fear: The sea in storm, a moonless night and the anger of a gentle man.“

• „Let me die first or I will die twice“

• „Looks like you dropped something.

What?

Your standards. Hi, I‘m XY“

• „In whatever matter it comes to be, love is never wrong, especially not between one that has so much of it to give and one so desperately in need of it.“

• „Heavy is the Crown and light as a feather the banner of rebellion"

• „I am not a vessel for your good intentions“

• „Every breath i take without your permission raises my self esteem“

• „Your boos mean nothing, I‘ve seen what makes you cheer“

• „In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.“

• „You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature.“

• “I would rather die standing than live kneeling”

• “Life is all about pain and by god I will be it’s conduit.”

• “Ring the bells you still can ring

Forget your perfect offering

There is a crack in everything

That is how the light gets in”

• “Here’s a penny for your thoughts and a quarter to not tell me them.”

• “Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame”

• “To greed, all nature is insufficient”

• “We are rarely proud when we are alone”

• “I will love you like misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch as everything goes wrong”

• “You say I killed you - haunt me, then.”

• “But who are you, to consider yourself an enemy of humanity? Who are you, to define yourself as something else but them?”

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[dee-the-bee-barton]

A recipe for finding your story's plot:

Ingredients:

2 cups of Things that must be in the story (this can be characters, specific scenes, settings, subplots etc.)

1 cup of Vague plot ideas I may not use

1 tbsp of Central Themes

1 tsp of Ending (either happy, tragic, or bitter-sweet)

1 tsp of Protagonist's Primary Motivation

2 lbs of Brick Wall

Time, as needed

Instructions:

In a large bowl, mix Things that must be in the story. Set aside.

In a separate bowl, sift together Vague plot ideas I may not use. Discard the excess and set aside.

Add Themes, Ending, and Motivation to a small jar. Screw lid on tight and shake until mixture becomes Conflict.

Pour Conflict and Vague plot ideas into Things that must be in the story. Blend on medium until Plot Points form.

Taste.

If it is still missing something, smash head against 1 lbs of Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Let marinate for one to 365 days. Add more Things and Vague plot ideas as desired.

Smash head against the rest of the Brick Wall for one to six hours.

Scream.

Repeat steps 5 through 9 as needed.

After sufficient marination, the mixture will form an idea. This will tell you what specific action must happen in order to resolve your story's conflict. Write this down and make appropriate sacrifices to thank whichever deity took pity on you.

Now you have your conflict, climax, and resolution. You just have to figure out how to get there. Good luck with the damn middle section dork!!

[dee-the-bee-barton]

@rockydog90210

It turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is actually a great basis for a system of government.