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I have literally never seen you make a bad piece, trust me when I say your audience loves you. Saelehm was absolutely perfect, don't listen to the doubts.

it's gone, sorry for posting shitty art tonight. I'll do something better or put it up again. sorry everyone.

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Stuff like this is what reminds me I'm bisexual

I made a cat fursona, his name is Saelehm (HE/HIM) 🐱🏳️‍⚧️🌿

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So I just finished Episode 15

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I spent the majority of my doube-digit childhood planning to kill myself once I left the house, and now I'm cursing younger me for. A variety of reasons, but primarily for never bothering to plan for all this stuff, I'm gonna strangle him

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

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This is how I feel about rice krispy treats

A terrible comic about terrible popcorn

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Honestly, what I think the difference between Jumba creating "evil experiments to destroy the world" and every other evil scientist that does the same: is that Jumba is very Aware that his experiments are Living, Breathing, Sentient beings with indipendant thoughts and capable of complex emotions, and while he's surprised when they go against their "programming" he isn't angry or upset, he's delighted, he laughs, he tells Lilo and Stitch what they were meant for and they use that info to find the "cousin" a new home where they can fit in - use their evil for more constructive/harmless tasks. Tasks, that while Jumba is a little miffed that he isn't conquering the galaxy with his experiments, he is just happy his little lab rats are happy.

He's very blasse about it too! And encouraging! He's a father to 626[plus some more] monsters lmao Jumba literally like: I created you to do this, but you are not doing it. Why? Ah, no matter have fun, try not to lose fingers. It messy.

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Also, in similar issues regarding porn(sue me) everyone goes along with futa(even if they spew hatred towards trans women, because of course they do), but the second a busty boy pops up, every idiot is ranting about how "oh, this makes the tags worthless!" "It looks like a woman, stop fucking tagging it as a man", because their fragile heterosexuality and cisnormativity means they can't/won't conceptualize that some guys do in fact have boobs

Y'know, I would care a lot less about the memeification of male pregnancy if there wasn't such a massive overlap between people who memeify it and people who throw a massive tantrum when trans men and mascs ask for even the bare minimum of inclusion in reproductive rights.

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The big Pure Vessel sibling is a gremlin, always has been, you cannot change my mind.

i thought their screeching and slouching during the hk boss fight was because they were in pain, but no Pure Vessel in Godhome just fucking busts their armour and does the exact same unholy screaming and continues their zombie walk

They're just silly like that

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AITA for freaking out the lifeguard?

Some context to start off: I(Gangrel, 108, NB) have two primary companions(if you can call them that), T(Merfolk, 19, GF) and M(Rokea, 23, M). We tend to stick to the deep/middle/surface parts of the water, taking a monthly sojourn onto the land to see what's new. So, I was checking around a couple nights earlier to see what might interest me, and get a little hungry. Fish and sea snakes are fine, but they don't have any real pop to them. Whales are pretty good, I guess......anyway. So, it's still dusk, not quite night. I don't want to risk the sunset, so I check around the cliffs. Sure enough, there's a Kine dicking around with the tide pool there, picking up shellfish and throwing them into the sand. Now, naturally, I get angry at the disrespect, so I yell out and start an argument with him, until I remember the hunger and next thing I know, I've got him face-down with my fangs in his neck. He didn't even taste good. Anyway, I wasn't really trying to kill the ass, but this was about when T came around the corner and shrieked at me. Co yelled at me that I wasn't supposed to be up for another few days, and that he had been looking for the guy. Something about being missing when the rest of his family was leaving. Apparently he was 17? I don't care. Anyway, after wa's finished yelling at me, she casts a Cantrip to wipe the jerk's memories of the last few minutes, I kicked him awake, re scolded me *again* and I flipped fo off. I'm about to go back up now, a week later, but I feel kind of bad about the whole incident. Not the feeding, he had it coming, and I know for a fact M's killed more than a few Humans, I don't see why me *almost* killing one is such a big deal. But T *is* by far the "companion" I like better, and I *did* endanger his Human livelihood. Do I give her some gold coins? Do Kine still use those anymore?

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I wanna put my face in his everythjng

big bunny boy Salem (HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐇🍰

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This is the most insulted I've ever been on this site, comparing me, a proud mage of the Reach, to the N*rd who thinks learning to talk is an achievement? I'm sending a Daedroth after you.

Shout out to corrupt politicians !!!!

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It made me Human and made me Male. I'd much rather climb into Heaven and punch it in the face

"praise the Lord" umm no fuck off

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Where are you even getting it, he doesn't have a bladder

How much would guys be willing to give me for a bottle of Scion piss?

Theoretically of course

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They really are each other's mirrors. As I've said before:

Worm is "Animorphs but with Superheroes"

Animorphs is "Worm but for middle-schoolers"

If I had a nickel for every series I've read that featured an extremely dangerous one-armed girl named Taylor who has a hard time telling where she ends and the alien parasite attached to her brain begins, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Bird 1: oh no

Bird 2: don't worry, he only has one stone

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As someone who would like to be tortured, forcedem counts. But it's *totally* a net positive for everyone but transmascs. She'll be so much happier!

now hold on, i’m totally against torture, i just don’t think that forcefem should be thought of as torture. she may be crying and screaming right now but overall i see it as a net positive.

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Obvious Animaniacs:

Marco: Has memorized and will recite every single song, often during boring stakeouts.

Ax: Has also done this, and it's somehow more torturous, because while unlike Marco, he doesn't do it telepathically, but vocally, which combined with his urge to play with the sounds, would make Visser 3 cackling a preferable option.

inane Animorphs questions time (to jump off of as you will): what's each character's favorite cartoon? what show can they all agree on to compromise to watch? who has memorized the "countries of the world" song from Animaniacs, and who gets most annoyed at the recitations?

I haven't really seen many cartoons. Does anyone else have suggestions?