Willow - they/them - 26Star Trek sideblog where I get to be unhinged. Mainly ds9, but tos, tng and voy get their moments. I follow from @thewillowtree
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I impressed myself on this one actually.
#early julian being incredibly impressed with himself all the time is so so funny#something something overcompensating for feeling out of depth and unsure combined with an inability to do the whole socialise thing#I wanna pat him on the head and tell him to cool it
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No Weyouns or Keevan because I feel they have a fandom on here and thus would win automatically. This is for the Vortas that don't have multiple appearances (or have ones when they don't really do anything)

Borath - from the holodeck simulation. Gets to claim to be a Founder in it, which is fun. Because of this he gets to not have to bow in front of Odo and shit. He was supposed to be Eris but the actress was filming something else.

Deyos - in the Internment Camp 371. Kills the Jem'Hadar who wouldn't kill Worf in the Jem'Hadar Fight Club. Knows how to have fun. Probably.


Eris - has telekinetic powers. Another one before the Founders reveal, but pretending to be a Dominion refugee from Kurill Prime is less cool than pretending to be a Founder. Maybe. Maybe she likes wearing collars, we don't judge.

Gelnon - they have him command the new Jem-Hadar line, "the Alphas". That name both aged terribly and fits them very well. He does military things. I can't remember anything about him but memory alpha says his costume sold for 300 dollars.


Kilana - she's the one whose ship with the wounded Founder crashes and she fumbles comunicating with Sisko so badly that the Founder dies. They really go hard on the "seductive" angle with her - she's described with that word in the script and I'm not sure if I like this for her but it is kind of hilarious this doesn't work. Cringefail queen

Luaran - Garak shoots her in the whole charade when Odo pretends to be a Founder. Watch that scene it's funny. Okay I get why Kilana is all made up for trying to seduce Sisko but why is Luaran in that very heavy make-up while just doing her job. I know Star Trek is under the impression lipstick is a phenomen naturally occuring on female faces but this is just making me thing she (a person with canonically weak eyesight) makes her First Jem'Hadar put it on her every morning.

Yelgrun - played by Iggy Pop. I do not know who Iggy Pop is. Exchanges Ishka for dead Keevan. Will never be Keevan.
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Shoutout to the one off romulan characters who always have like some corner of the fandom in their grasp. Good for them
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the color signatures of various elements when ignited
FB image credit: Ceres Science
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 1

[Poll 2, Poll 3]
PROPAGANDA:
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
[Julian]
"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."
[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 2


[Poll 1, Poll 3]
PROPAGANDA:
[Julian]
"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."
[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
#finger hovering over the buttons sweating and shivering profusely#someone tell me the results so I can pick whoever’s currently losing#painful choice#the real answer should be both
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i think in crossover, the intendant should've gotten a lil weird with bashir and tried to find his double too so that she and kira could have matching toys
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How does it feel to have pretty much single-handedly caused the claims of botting on the Julian mpreg poll lmao
I llove my awesome little life
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still obsessed with lower decks doctors garak and bashir tbh. like if i have a medical emergency when they're having their lunch date, it's so over for me. they're either not coming and i die, or they do, but they're being extremely passive aggressive the whole time to the point where i wish that i'd just died in the first place
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP THREE *FINALS


PROPAGANDA:
[Quark]
"you know why."
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
#LMAO#I mean obviously it’s garak#love wuark but obviously it’s garak#which means I also need julian to continue winning his bracket because it would be so funny to have a julian v garak bracket
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Enabran Tain: […] I want him to live a long, miserable life. I want him to grow old on that station, surrounded by people who hate him, knowing that he’ll never come home again.
Dr. Julian Bashir: What a lovely sentiment.
Enabran Tain: And it’s from the heart, I assure you.
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 6 POLL 6


PROPAGANDA:
[Dr. Doppler]
"Deleted dialogue says he gave birth to his and Amelia's children. If Disney weren't cowards, they'd have kept the mpreg dogman."
Important Note: @megers67 has come forward to say that the 'Mpreg Doppler' thing is actually an unverified claim that they have accidentally perpetuated in the past, but they still put their support behind his candidacy in this competition. And yeah, if Disney didn't considering mpregging the dogman after all, we can still fix this by gettin' him pregnant now!
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
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I am sane and can be trusted with Star Trek. I’m very normal about them. Look at how normal. 😁. See? Very normal. Hey where are you going-
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