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*Gasp*

Thanks, mom! This is the best birthday ever!

Kokichi, dear. Can you close your eyes and hold out your hands for me?

Sure thing, mom!

*closes eyes and holds out hands*

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Happy bday Jax

(And now we wait for the chaos to be unleashed)

I don't know if I should be hurt or proud by you calling me a purple rabbit. Oh wait— I do. I can't believe you'd compare me to that on my birthday. I'm just a little birthday boy whose trying to enjoy his day!

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wait would you be be the guy in that pic and keebo the girl or the other way around??

I'd be the guy, Keebs the girl. 100%. Trust me.

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You and who?

Me and Keeboy if I can convince him! Which I totally can.

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happy birtday :3

Thank you, thank you. I'm expecting a massive cake though! The biggest one the world has even seen, nishishi~!

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🎁

Hey, buddy. Yeah, you, anon. This better not be a prank. Or i'm sending my secret FBI to you.

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Happy birthday, Kokichi!

Thanks, Saber!

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Happy birthday i hope the bed bugs bite <3 okay karma as I was typing this a flying bug hit my mouth

Aha! Take that! It was I who sent the bug after you. You're welcome~

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Kokichi, dear. Can you close your eyes and hold out your hands for me?

Sure thing, mom!

*closes eyes and holds out hands*

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I always wondered why you hated Maki so much in the first place..like damn lil bro, what she do to you!?😭😭

She almost killed me multiple times! I think that's a pretty solid reason to dislike her. Also! She gets mad soooo easily that it becomes fun to annoy her. It's like pressing a red button that says "DO NOT PRESS".

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I never knew YOUr Love for me ran so deep. I Am so touched i might kidnap youR dog 🙊

My love for you runs so much deeper. But you'd vaporize on spot if I told you how deep, nishishi~

Also, jokes on you! I don't have a dog. You really thought you could outsmart me like that? What a shame~

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Awesome! I'm taking grape then, nishishi~

*(gasp)*

"It's you!! Purple Guy! Not THAT Purple guy, but still it's you!"

"This ain't apart of the prank war, but, me and some friends are walking around aimlessly. Specifically me, Sodapop, Gundhampster, Murkrow, and Monopoly Man. Do you wanna join?"

@ibukimioda-0u0

Of course I'm not that Purple Guy! I don't know how to feel about this.

But I'll join. Everyone loves to be around me, after all, nishishi~

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*(gasp)*

"It's you!! Purple Guy! Not THAT Purple guy, but still it's you!"

"This ain't apart of the prank war, but, me and some friends are walking around aimlessly. Specifically me, Sodapop, Gundhampster, Murkrow, and Monopoly Man. Do you wanna join?"

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Of course I'm not that Purple Guy! I don't know how to feel about this.

But I'll join. Everyone loves to be around me, after all, nishishi~

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If you woke up the next day, went out for a walk in the park, and suddenly found all of the elementary school kids hot what would you do?

Turn around and walk away. What? You really think I'm a pedo? Wow... I'm actually hurt. That you'd think so low of me.

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🌀

Now make that purple and more sparkly! Then you're good to go, nishishi~

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it's pride month, Kokichi, you know what that means

What?

Do you want me to like

Lie gayly?

What

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You're officially my favorite, come on, give me a kissy kisss (￣⁠ ⁠³⁠￣⁠)

Or you'll never see tomorrow again 👹

Aww, you want a kiss from me? You want my appreciation? How bold of you~! But I’ve got something better than a kiss…

Here: "You'll Be Back" 2:38 - 2:46 (from Hamilton)

Go look it up! I dare you, nishishi~