andimlarrythecucumber

[andimlarrythecucumber]

"I dunno. I never took 'em."

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (larry)

Petunia tilts her head to the side "Do you want to share what's going on in that fuckstorm? Or just avoid it?"

[andimlarrythecucumber]

"I'd rather fish for chocolate. Or hard drugs."

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (larry)

Petunia tilts her head to the side "Do you want to share what's going on in that fuckstorm? Or just avoid it?"

[andimlarrythecucumber]

"Chewie is typing this while Mariah is in the room and they are watching the bad apple. I can see us. Us being Me and you Archibald. I am looking through the lens of Chewie (eyes) and am controlling her like ratatouille."

"what the fuck is wrong with you?! throwing hacky-sacks all around willy-nilly like this was the goddamned x-games." (bob OR archie take your pick)

"But... I'm gonna be champion!" Larry looked over Archibald's slender asparagus form. "Sorry you don't have the sweet slim cucumber form to pull it off."

[andimlarrythecucumber]

"Why would they go fishing for cats?"

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (larry)

Petunia tilts her head to the side "Do you want to share what's going on in that fuckstorm? Or just avoid it?"

[andimlarrythecucumber]

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I dunno what that means."

"what the fuck is wrong with you?! throwing hacky-sacks all around willy-nilly like this was the goddamned x-games." (bob OR archie take your pick)

"But... I'm gonna be champion!" Larry looked over Archibald's slender asparagus form. "Sorry you don't have the sweet slim cucumber form to pull it off."

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"Avoid it! Which someone's therapist who i will NOT name (starts with a C and rhymes with pooey) says that avoidance is a sign of ADHD which I don't think I have! Yippee! Anyways. Yes. Avoid it."

oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm of a life that i’m living. (larry)

Petunia tilts her head to the side "Do you want to share what's going on in that fuckstorm? Or just avoid it?"

[andimlarrythecucumber]

"what the fuck is wrong with you?! throwing hacky-sacks all around willy-nilly like this was the goddamned x-games." (bob OR archie take your pick)

"But... I'm gonna be champion!" Larry looked over Archibald's slender asparagus form. "Sorry you don't have the sweet slim cucumber form to pull it off."

[andimlarrythecucumber]

“In any way!” Larry pouted. “J’accuse!”

"Are you trying to fix me?" (From Larry)

Petunia bit her lip, looking around, stalling, before asking "Fix...how? In what way?"

[andimlarrythecucumber]

“Are you sure you don’t want to see a doctor?”

“If I wanted to see a doctor, I’d just look in the mirror, silly!”

[andimlarrythecucumber]

“Was I in some kind of accident?” (From Goliath, for some more medical malpractice)

“Errr. Yes! An accident! Definitely not something that happened at the cause of my lack of hands. A whooooole accident.”

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“Stop thinking mathematically! Start thinking Christmatically!”

"Get in the spirit, Bob.” (From Larry)

"I'm in the spirit!" Bob immediately protested. "I'm spirited. Look, I even have a little hat!"

Bob was, in fact, wearing a little Santa hat. The pompom kept whacking him in the face.

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And a sudden chill went down Larry’s spine. “Did it get cold in here?” He looked at his friend, mildly afraid.

"Stockings go over the fireplace, not in the fire." (from bob)

“And who’s gonna stop me? God?”

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“You need more! More Christmas! More Santa! Dare I say, more hat!”

"Get in the spirit, Bob.” (From Larry)

"I'm in the spirit!" Bob immediately protested. "I'm spirited. Look, I even have a little hat!"

Bob was, in fact, wearing a little Santa hat. The pompom kept whacking him in the face.

[andimlarrythecucumber]

"Stockings go over the fireplace, not in the fire." (from bob)

“And who’s gonna stop me? God?”

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‘ we made quite a mess, babe. ’

"Well, sure! But that's what brooms are for, right?"

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‘ i can’t breathe without you, but i have to. ’ (From Goliath obv)

"Look, Goliath," Larry sighed out dramatically, "I appreciate you being a faithful patient. But I can't be around you all the time to help you breathe."

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milward are you banging that reporter or nah

"Why would I bang her?" He quite literally did not know the meaning of the word. "Why would I bang her? Not when things are going so well! I mean, we're fuckin' like crazy."