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[He falls silent, grip tightening around them, still trembling slightly though his tears had slowed drastically]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[He held them tight, sniffling quietly against them]
I love you, I mean it I swear...I don't want to go away I was scared, I'm sorry- don't send me away-!
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[He seemed startled by their voice and initially tried to move away but stopped and fell into them pretty quickly]
Darling- shit- I'm sorry- I'm so sorry
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[He hadn't moved from the alley, sat against the wall with his knees up to his chest, his hands against his face. A mess to put it simply]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[There was quiet for a moment before the same member of staff appeared once more]
'Right, hello again, we've been informed it might not be in our best interest to allow you to remain in this establishment, from what we've been told you're not a very safe individual and will have to leave...immediately, apologies for this but company policy'
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[He didn't seem to be moving, he remained still as he cowered in acrevice between this building and the next. He was panicking, he didn't know it'd end up like this...he wanted this, but not this much of it...he didn't know what to do]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[He eventually vanishes out of sight and they wait, soon minutes have passed, it's been ages yet there was no sign of him, though more and more members of staff seemed to be glancing over at the table]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[He sips for a moment, seemingly quite lost in his own thoughts before he spoken his voice quiet and hurried]
I think I need to use the restroom...I'll be back as soon as possible dearie
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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...you're probably right
[He sighs and eventually stops struggling moving, he hands their cup to them before sipping at his own]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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Hm- I know my love...I know
[He shifted in his seat, trying to gently shuffle them off of him without making it overly obvious]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[As he felt their grip tighten his hand shot up and grabbed onto their hand, he didn't try to pull them off, he just seemed to hold it hoping to ease the tension as he hurriedly returned the kiss]
Could...you maybe let go a bit hun, I love you! I swear, it just- ow- you've got me pretty tight there-
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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Yeah..I know darling, I never tried to go anywhere, I- I swear I'd never do that to you
[He tried to stay calm, but his face was twitching in their hand, trying to, subconsciously, jerk away from them]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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I don't know-! Mean, they were probably just doing their job..making sure nothing was wrong and all
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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[He tries to offer a smile but it's pretty shit, the worker hesitates but eventually decides they weren't getting anywhere with this]
'Hm, enjoy your drinks if either of you need anything feel free to come ask'
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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'Hm right, are you sure you're entierly well over here?''
[They glance at Adonis as they speak, though he just stares down]
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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Ha- yeah, no other choice this way-
[Just at that moment a member of staff appears beside th table and clears their throat to attract attention]
'Sorry to bother you guys but I just wanted to come over and make sure you two were doing alright?'
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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Ah, sorry my love, guess I'm just a bit of a scatterbrain at the moment- I promise from now you have my..full attention
My love? What do you think of going on another cafe date? There's a lot of really cute ones around!
That'd be lovely my dear, it's been so long since we've went out together <3
...or out at all
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