degalon

[degalon]

✰  —  —  *  THE OFFICE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  plan a was marrying you a long, long time ago. pretty much the day i met you.  ’ ‘  you have no idea what your friendship means to me.  ’ ‘  would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.  ’ ‘  when you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are gonna be right about that.  ’ ‘  not ‘enough’ for me? you are… everything.  ’ ‘  now that i have your attention… MONEY!  ’ ‘  what is a two-way petting zoo?  ’ ‘  welcome to hotel hell. check-in time is now, checkout time is never.  ’ ‘  i shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like beat him up for me. you should just do it.  ’ ‘  i feel god in this chili’s tonight.  ’ ‘  don’t fall in love with me, kid.  ’ ‘  what exactly is my responsibility here? to comfort insecure heterosexual men? that can’t possibly fall on me.  ’ ‘  who is justice beaver?  ’ ‘  so i received my first valentine from a secret admirer. roses are red, violets are blue… it’s time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too…  ’ ‘  that’s what she said!  ’ ‘  i’m running away from my responsibilities. and it feels so good.  ’ ‘  doesn’t matter because i’m going to take a nap.  ’ ‘  i’m an adult. i don’t have to think or do anything!  ’ ‘  i’m dead inside.  ’ ‘  i’m such a stupid idiot. nobody likes me.  ’ ‘  i understand… nothing.  ’ ‘  no, god, please, no. no! no! noooo!  ’ ‘  i’m not superstitious, but i am a little stitious.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not gonna cry over it. i did that in the car on the way over here.  ’ ‘  yeah, i have a lot of questions. number one: how dare you?  ’ ‘  if you break that girls heart, i will kill you. it’s just a figure of speech… but seriously, if you break that girls heart, i will literally kill you and your entire family.  ’ ‘  occasionally i’ll hit someone with my car. so sue me.  ’ ‘  i think even then i knew i was waiting for my wife.  ’ ‘  there’s too many people on this earth. we need a new plague.  ’ ‘  just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.  ’ ‘  don’t. don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  you ignorant slut!  ’ ‘  i really should have a tweeter account.  ’ ‘  i am beyoncé. always.  ’ ‘  sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way.  ’ ‘  identity theft is not a joke! millions of families suffer every year!  ’ ‘  well, well, well, how the turntables…  ’ ‘  blink once if you want me to pull the plug.  ’ ‘  you’re paying way too much for your worms, man. who’s your worm guy?  ’ ‘  you don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis.  ’ ‘  well, happy birthday, jesus. sorry your party’s so lame.  ’ ‘  you wanna hear a lie? i… think you’re great. you’re my best friend.  ’ ‘  webster’s dictionary defines wedding as: the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.  ’ ‘  st. patricks day is the closest thing the irish have to christmas.  ’ ‘  and i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, i had no idea what to do.  ’ ‘  where are the turtles?!  ’ ‘  i have cause. it’s be-cause i hate him.  ’ ‘  i’m an early bird and i’m a night owl. so i’m wise and i have worms.  ’ ‘  you know what they say, ‘fool me twice, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.’  ’ ‘  i don’t talk trash, i talk smack. they’re totally different.  ’ ‘  i’m hot, you’re hot. let’s get poppin’.  ’ ‘  do you think that doing alcohol is cool?  ’ ‘  i have very little patience for stupidity.  ’ ‘  hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. cause of your butt.  ’ ‘  sometimes i feel like everyone i work with is an idiot. and by sometimes, i mean all times. all the time. every of the time.  ’ ‘  i love catching people in the act. that’s why i always whip open doors.  ’ ‘  presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. it’s like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘hey man, i love you this man dollars-worth.’  ’ ‘  wow, it’s a little early for ice cream, don’t you think?  ’ ‘  well, just tell him to call me as asap as possible.  ’ ‘  there’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. that’s why it’s called a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.  ’ ‘  all i know is that every time i’ve been faced with a tough decision, there’s only one thing that outweighs every other concern. one thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew. every instinct, every rational decision… love.  ’ ‘  no matter what happens, you’ve got to forget about all the other stuff. you’ve got to forget about logic and fear and doubt. you’ve just gotta do everything you can to get to the one person who is going to make all this worth it. at the end of the day, you gotta jump.  ’ ‘  i talk a lot, so i’ve learned to just tune myself out.  ’ ‘  are you trying to hurt my feelings? because if so, you are succeeding. fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal person.  ’ ‘  it’s britney, bitch.  ’ ‘  i didn’t say it, i declared it.  ’ ‘  i know a few things about love. horrible, terrible, awful… awful things.  ’ ‘  society doesn’t care. society sucks. i don’t even consider myself a part of society.  ’ ‘  i don’t care what they say about me. i just want to eat.  ’ ‘  well, i just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.  ’ ‘  i’m boring myself just talking about this.  ’ ‘  i don’t care what he says, this is not the real ben franklin.  ’ ‘  he put my stuff in jell-o again.  ’ ‘  i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all i’ve ever wanted.  ’ ‘  if you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.  ’ ‘  sorry i annoyed you with my friendship.  ’ ‘  why are you the way that you are?  ’ ‘  the doctor said if i can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, i’m going to die… i’m going to die.  ’ ‘  i am single now. what we have here is the ultimate smackdown between me and the crippling despair, loneliness, and depression.  ’ ‘  whenever i’m about to do something, i think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, i do not do that thing.  ’ ‘  i should have burned the place down when i had the chance.  ’ ‘  come on, guys. early worm gets the worm.  ’ ‘  oh my god! okay, it’s happening! everybody stay calm! everybody stay calm! stay fucking calm!  ’

[degalon]

❝ Hey , can you do me a favour ? ❞ He’s on all fours , palms placed slightly wider than his shoulders and the sweat collecting around his brow is indicative of having gone a few , long , hard press up rounds already .

It was getting too easy now , Galo needed a new challenge .

❝ Hop on my back ! ❞

@divineety  🔥 🔥 🔥 mini call 

[degalon]

The amazing Galo is on the scene!

[degalon]

pridefueled‌:

      So he did. Lio would say he’s impressed, but the more pressing matter is, of course–           “Are you insane? It’s the middle of winter!” 

          He’s not getting wet in this kind of cold, and he hopes that Galo isn’t going to suggest he does so in the ocean. 

❝ HA ! Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a bit of cold ! ❞ Lio may no longer foster the Burnish flames inside his body , but he still had a BURNING spirit , enough to counter any icy waters ! science 

❝ Now strip down , it’s easy , you’ll see ! ❞ Galo himself , was already peeling the rarely seen shirt off his back . 

[degalon]

(( Galo is killing me here... i love this guy.

( you and me both, he’s a lovable himbo ! )

[degalon]

pridefueled‌:

      Shopping was still a relatively new experience, but Lio knew that it was a necessity. Things weren’t going to simply appear in his new home as he needed them. Having Galo along at least made it feel less strange, unused to wandering alone as he still was.           (If Meis or Gueira were here, they’d definitely be giving him shit for it.)           He gives a faint, bristling growl at being shaken, though he’s not actually angry so much as rattled, the noise a warning much like the appropriately-named snake. His eyes settle on Galo’s prize and, after blinking up at the price in slight surprise, slips it into the basket in his hand and mutters: 

          “I’m only going to try this because it’s cheap,” he half-turns, jabbing a finger against the tip of Galo’s nose. “If it poisons us, I’m blaming you.”  

The appendage poking sharply at his nose forced him to go cross eyed for a moment , though he’s pleased Lio heeded his counsel about purchasing this incredible , time and money saving invention ! With an echoing boom of laughter , Galo does the same , only he grabbed two bottles for his own basket . His body was much bigger than Lio’s afterall , a necessary addition .

❝ Huh ? How would you get poisoned , you’re not supposed to drink it ! ❞ He knew the Burnish were still in the dawning stages of living in wide society , but surely . . . 

❝ Wait Lio , you don’t swallow mouthwash do you ? You’re supposed to swirl it around your mouth and spit it out after , like this . . . ❞ Head tipped back , he began loudly gurgling on air .

❝ ARGRGYLFLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLLGL ! ! ! ❞ 

[degalon]

i’ve come to the conclusion that galo thymos is just anime spencer shay 

[degalon]

❝ WOAH! Lio look !  ❞ 

A large hand thumped down on the Burnish’s slim shoulder , fingers curling inwards tight before giving Lio a vigorous shake . Galo couldn’t help it , excitement surged through his body culminating in a booming exclamation that made heads of other grocery shoppers all around them turn . With his vacant hand , he snagged a tall , cheap looking plastic bottle from the shelves and proceeded to thrust it at Lio’s face , mouth stretched into a wide O shape from the sheer surprise of his most recent , awesome , discovery . 

❝ IT SAYS HERE THIS SOAP’S 5-IN-1 ! ❞

❝ Shampoo , bodywash , conditioner , shaving gel AND mouthwash ! ❞

@pridefueled​​ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[degalon]

❝ Hey , do you know where I can find Hooters around here ? ❞ Galo couldn’t help thinking it was a weird name to call a fire station , but figured it had something to do with the horn on the their engines when it was tooted .

❝ Someone told me to check them out about a job , but I can’t find it anywhere .❞

@riteofdawn​ 🔥 🔥 🔥 mini call 

[degalon]

⁠— Stay with me.

[degalon]

he regrets nothing

(for the uno meme on twitter lool)

[degalon]

pridefueled‌:

degalon replied to your post:

Then I’ll teach you!!

      Great, now he’s talking to himself in his head. But why does it sound like–           –wait.

          “Galo Thymos!?”

❝ Lio Fotia ! ❞ See ? He remembered ! Pride radiating off his beaming grin , Galo landed a energetic pat on Lio’s shoulder .

❝ What do you say , ready for your first swimming lesson? ❞

[degalon]

Ok long starters clearly aren’t working for me at the minute so how about some minis ( non event ) to get BURNING warmed up!

[degalon]

BURNING FIREFIGHTER SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL

[degalon]

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other .

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other .

[degalon]

“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  

[degalon]

short(ish) starter call!