delightchange

[delightchange]

Who is Meghan the stallion

the president of the united states of america

[delightchange]

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

[delightchange]

when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve

[delightchange]

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

[delightchange]

my ocs arent mine theyre  actual real people and they do what ever they want in my brain when im sleeping

[delightchange]

on all levels except physical i am heart shaped

[delightchange]

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[delightchange]

Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.

[delightchange]

love women who dont subscribe to modesty like at all… when someone tells them they’re good at something and they like “yeah i am” “i know” that’s so hot

[delightchange]

i really couldn't care less if a character has "no redeeming qualities" i chose my faves with my pussy not my brain

[delightchange]

my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr

[delightchange]

as soon as a man says female i tune out. fuck you

[delightchange]

*actively hurting my own feelings* i honestly don’t understand why i feel bad

[delightchange]

everyone who follows me has shown tremendous restraint by not clicking the unfollow button yet and i honestly don’t know how you all manage it

[delightchange]

when this chapter originally was supposed to air they posted saying “it wasn’t the right time” while the protests were ongoing (and still are - mind you) and people were being gassed during a global pandemic, and they literally waited until it “died down” - for lack of a better word - to air this chapter and people should not forget that.

[delightchange]

no one listened to me as a child so now i overshare on the internet 💖

[delightchange]

-> felix hauville

“I guess I want to be happy. And weirdly, me being happy seems to come a lot from you being happy. So I suppose I want us to be happy.”

commissioned from @harringtonishot​, thank you so much!