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chaos king: so, what are your political beliefs?

lancer, awkwardly trying to impress him: well, i think pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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susie: they stole from me first!

kris: mhm.

susie: stole my heart…

ralsei: it is still illegal to commit murder.

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lancer: oooh, a train!

chaos king: we’re in a train station, lancer.

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susie: you are the love of my life and i would do anything within reason to make you happy.

noelle: i would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

susie: i said within reason, noelle. how about i murder that guy?

noelle: so murder is in reason but proper self care isn’t?

susie: well, duh. what kind of question is that?

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noelle: let’s watch sharkboy and lavagirl.

susie: okay.

noelle: and make out during the scary parts.

susie: th-

susie: the scary parts.

susie: of sharkboy and lavagirl.

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kris: i really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

susie: it’s not an act, it’s just that i’m mean and ralsei isn’t

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kris: you have to apologize to ralsei.

susie: fine.

susie: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever.