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Hello scout

And sniper

And pyro

You are all so pretty rhfguigjh

Haha I mean

Hello handsome people

✨️: Sup Bud!! Nice seein' ya!!

🏹: ... Hi?

🍄: Hello friend!!

✨️: And aw ya' flatter me buddy!! But ya' right my boyfriends are the prettiest!

🏹: ... -He covers his face with his had a lil, he blushed🤭🤭🤭-

🍄: -They pull out a flower and put it on your head for your sweetness- 🌷

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Dominic and Francis, your dynamic is the exact same as the one i have with me and my boyfriend and i think thats beautiful.. Freaky whore with mental issues x Anger issues dumbass who is tired of the bs <33

💢: ... The fuck?

💜: HOOH!! Oh you silly one! Uhm... -All nervous- Dominic and I arent dating at all!! ... -He scratches his neck- But uh...

💜: -He pulls you aside and whispers- Look- If your boyfriend treats you like Domi treats me, you better leave that man- Trust me, it is not healthy-... But do you really think Dominic and I look like a couple? 🤭

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🔩: Whenever you need it! Pleased to help! -thumbs up-

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

-they all give different answers, not really giving a damn-

✨️: 10/10 of course! Always bein' the best! -he says confidently-

❄️: 10/10 AND READY TO SERVE!!! -He says a little too enthusiastic-

🍄: -They mumble something you cant hear well-

🔩: In general? 7/10, including my teammates of course. I would rate myself a 10/10, I believe Im a good leader...

💢: 9/10. -he walks away-

🌙: ...6/10...? Maybe less... I dont know...

💜: 10/10! As always... -He's the only one who can truly say that besides engie-

🏹: ... 5/10

🫥: 0.

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

-they all give different answers, not really giving a damn-

✨️: 10/10 of course! Always bein' the best! -he says confidently-

❄️: 10/10 AND READY TO SERVE!!! -He says a little too enthusiastic-

🍄: -They mumble something you cant hear well-

🔩: In general? 7/10, including my teammates of course. I would rate myself a 10/10, I believe Im a good leader...

💢: 9/10. -he walks away-

🌙: ...6/10...? Maybe less... I dont know...

💜: 10/10! As always... -He's the only one who can truly say that besides engie-

🏹: ... 5/10

🫥: 0.

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-gives francis a box of chocolates shaped like various organs-

💜: -Gasps, and, while giggling, hugs him tightly- THANK YOU SO MUCH POOTIMEDES!! I- I dont know what to say!! I feel soso flattered!! -About to explode, he opens the box and starts kicking his feet- THESE ARE SO WONDERFUL!! DANKESCHÖN!! -Smiling really widely- Its been so long since I recieved a gift!

💢: -looking from the distance, menacingly-

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Who the hell are you? *Boris*

@tough-metal

💜: Hooh! -He tucks his hair behind his ear- Depends who's asking...🤭 -He smiles at the sight of a heavy-

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SORRY ENGIE, I MISUNDERSTOOD

🔩: -Absolutely PANICKING- OH GOSH GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! PLEASE-!!! I BEG OF YOU-

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FAVORITE FOODS, COLORS AND SONGS!?

[ NONE OF THESE ARE TIME ACCURATE BC IDGAF!! ]

✨️: My favorite food is uhh I guess fries n' chicken? And my fav color n song are Green n' Poison by Bell Biv Devoe...?-He struggles to think about a favorite something-

❄️: MY FAVORITE IS PIGGY PIE BY INSANE CLOWN POSSE!!! MY FAVORITE FOOD ARE FISH OF ANY KIND!!! AND MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE!!!

🍄: -A little bit muffled, They say:- I don't have a favorite food... But my favorite color is light blue and cyan... And my favorite song is Molly by Mindless Self Indulgence...

🔩: Hm... I wouldn't say I have a favorite food besides Empanadas de Pino... and my favorite color is Blue, of course -he chuckles- And my favorite song could be... Maybe La Maldita Primavera by Yuri -He smiles- My mom loves her music..

💢: Why do you want to know. Why would I have any of those?? -annoyed, as always-

🌙: ... Brownies... Purple... And Valentine... By Laufey...

💜: OH THANKS FOR ASKING DEAR!!! I love raspberry kuchen, my aunt used to bake me many of those on summer! -he chuckles- My favorite color is purple, of course, and my favorite song might be... Distractor by Esteman! I... Kind of relate to it...

🏹: ...Coffee, Green n'... Mad Iqs... -he looks away-

🫥: Wine, white... and I like Frank Sinatra... I can't decide a favorite between his songs...

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Surprisingly kind Spy sir-lady

Can you perhaps somehow lead my hand so I can pat ur head??/nf

Idk srry Delta it midnight and I be tired

🫥: -They take your hand and kneel down so you can pat their hair- Here you go... Now please, never ask for that again... -He has the most perfect hair. She gets up- And don't call me Sir-Lady...

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Pyro! What's your favorite type of mushroom? ( *・ω・)ノ

( mod doesnt know shit about mushrooms so I cant answer that LMFAO)

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*slaps Engineer into a waterproof engiebot for the next 7 ask* here ya go! have fun:D

🔩: A-AH WAIT NOT INSIDEOFONE- -very blushed and nervous- GODGODGOD LET ME OUTTA HERE- I WANNA BE ONE NOT- NOT INSIDE- GOSH!!!

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ENGI, WANNA BE A GOD AGAIN????

🔩: i just want to be a robot again....

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spah

hi:D

🫥: Hello, Little one...?

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Penis

💜: Ughh Im so hungryy...

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Is spy naked all the time. Is she stabbing people with her whole spussy

🫥: Ah nono, this is a complete misunderstanding. I wear proper uniform when on battle... it is invisible like me... The rest of the time I wear special clothing... that appears visible... -he chuckles-

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uh oh! Here Dominic! I’ll hold your hair back!!

*peels off his head like velcro, and walks to the other side of bathroom*

💢: -Stops vomiting a little- T-Thank you- god that was awful-

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Oooh magic a powerful Engie

-sincerely, @radio-anon

🔩: -Not a robot anymore. Looks very depressed, laying on the table- Mghh....