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what is a mom

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on the og post it says ; "#breedme" ... I relate!!

Good Morning to the older men <3

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embrace the lord

stop making me want to give my love to Diavolo and hugging this smexy man- I'm gonna riot

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best friday night this momma has ever seen!! it took a bit of stretching but we got it all the way in #blessed

25 Times People Asked The Internet “What Is This Thing?” And The Internet Delivered

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so unholy

you are an honorary lesbian . to me

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oh yeah i did

collaborative art with @deltasourcream

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My mom crushed my ribs with her bare hands, killing me.

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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if only jeremy had the heart to do this

While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out by her husband.

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having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

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mutuals will drop the most insane trauma lore then rb a photo of a squirrel with a blunt in its mouth

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Found this is my Daughter's saved files. It's so unholy!! i bet her friend @alopecoiddaydream is trying to plant their evil ways into my beloved maddie's precious mind...

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what did jeremy do

He cheated on me with my twin sister Sprit, and when I confronted him he asked to have a threesome. The only reason I agreed was because he threatened to eat our three beautiful lovely children. But I unfortunately still love Jeremy and NO ONE (not even Spirit) could take him from me. Ever wondered why spirit airlines were so trashy? That's because SHE MESSED WITH THE WRONG MOMMA BEAR

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Does anyone know what "I'm a top in a world full of bottoms!!" means?? My daughter keeps repeating it and I would like to keep up with the trendy sayings!!