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16.11.2014 

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some much needed eye candy after that Disappointing Eyesore of a Performance in the first half 👀👀👀

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„real talk“ bayern transfer

Bernat could leave because

1. HE doesn’t seem comfortable around the team

2. he barely will have playing time.. others are too strong

3. I think it’s better for both sides

Rudy could leave

1. he is a nice man but his quality isn’t enough for the team

2. Red Bull would give him more playing time

Thiago shouldn’t leave because

1. HE IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST

2. HIS SKILLS AND TECHNIQUE IS ONE OF TJE BEST IN THE TEAM

3. I WOULD DIE WITHOUT HIM IN THE SQUAD

( best and only valid reason okay )

Boateng shouldn’t leave because

1. Still World class defender

2. bayern won’t buy a new defender I think.. so..

3. without boa I am sauer ( lel )

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Waiting for laundry (at Budejovická pivareň)

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Lukas Podolski

Galatasaray vs Besiktas

disappointing result

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Lazio vs Galatasaray 25/02/2016 - Awww…Miro and Lukas exchanging shirt after the match

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Basti really wishes he was bouncing on Lukas's dick right now.

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Schweini were are you? Poldi needs you

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Happy new year beautiful chica!! I haven't tumblred in awhile but you're in my thoughts. Football forever <3

Happy New Year to all my beautiful lovelies! 2015 was a rough year for me, but having all of you here made it easier. Thank you.

First let me start with a few special people:

As always, @brozukas is first. My best friend, my sister, the one who made me get this damn thing. ;)

Next, my little sister @zippity-zizou who is so sweet and kind and a little crazy. ;)

@mrsimoshen - What can I say about you? You have changed my life for the better. You know how much you mean to me. I love you!

@seththehipporollins - My love! I’m so, so happy to have met you. You are so sweet and kind and just awesome. <3

Now for the rest of you lovely people. No one is bolded because I love you all equally.

#-C

@11borussia-dortmund37, @aaronramsy, @allezparisallezparis, @alvaromorataz, @andtwomissingassassins, @argentinianwholovesjames, @arlyt24, @arsene-s, @azpilicutiea, @babybenz, @baica, @balenaldos, @bambilein11, @bananasplit86, @barethgale, @basicallybayern, @bastian-casillas-fussballgott, @bastianstateofmind, @bavaern, @becausefutbo1, @bel3745, @benihowedes, @benzgrizi, @betchesmine, @bibifootballgirl, @bichito-madridista, @blancoscf, @blaszczykowskid, @boawedes, @boom-kaka-laka, @bstianschweinsteiger, @buy-me-a-color-tv, @camibandt, @caught-offside, @chicharitoaf, @chintzychin, @chlorine-cake, @chriskramr, @ciibeles, @cj-mylove, @clarainthelibrary, @cobraklose, @colombiancafeteros, @comprehensive-style-and-fashion, @coutinho-ho-ho, @cr7ismydrug, @creambenzema, @cris-smiles, @cristian-hoe, @cristianoisking, @cristiano-james-hala-madrid, @cristianoronaldocf, @cristianoronldo, @cuteinhos, @cyrusmunich

D-F

@dalecristiano, @davidalabae, @debruynebitch, @dementiahormones, @disco-isco-alarcornomnom, @divergent-halfmoose, @doescristiano, @dramagneto, @dreamyjensen, @echteliebe-dortmund, @efilyllisymotemoclew, @eirinstiva, @endlessmadridismo, @exoticchimpanzee7, @fabianobromance, @fcbastian, @fcbastithomas12, @flashed-football-mind, @footballismylifecr7, @football-lover-4ever, @forever-a-madridista, @forevercristiano, @foreverlahm, @fran-meow-reus, @fromyouraveragegirl, @fuckyeahhbreezy, @fuckyeahsernando, @funsteiger

G-I

@galisco, @garethbaless-11, @gingerbeardedbitch, @ginterbreadman, @goldi-poldi-hallelujah, @gunnersatheart, @gunnersgalore, @gutilicious, @halamadrid-miasanmia, @halamadridynadamas, @half-fallen, @hamezrodriguez10, @hcetorbellerin, @hey-sexy-hummels, @heywardo, @holykroos, @hooleah, @ibraholic, @ihatethetransferwindow, @iheartdiemannschaftandsuch, @iiscodisco, @ikercasillasnipples, @iker-casillass, @iker-is-everything, @indie-isco, @informadrid, @ispottheunicorn, @itsgailashley, @itswilsherepants, @ivaniteuse

J-L

@jameshotriguez, @jamesisababe, @jamesrodrguez, @jamesrodriguezcf, @javizmartinez, @jessmarie95, @jr007starburst, @juandireshun, @kaguava, @kekschuerrle, @kingsmadrid, @klopposkop, @koninklijkefootball, @lanadelrealmadrid, @laurentclauscielny, @lcroos, @leo-messii, @leonaldoisreal, @leoxcristiano, @lewan9owski, @lordneuer, @louis-tomlinsonaf, @lustball

M-O

@maaadrid, @madridista4lifee, @madridistaforever, @madridistinha, @madrillismo, @madrisenal, @manuymesut, @marcelitovieira, @marcoreusus, @marcoverreus, @mariana2115, @marshthemallows, @matsmuller, @mattshummels, @meowiogotze, @merikhummels, @meslut, @messitletoe, @miasanmannschaft, @mia-san-mia-bitch, @mischievousmuse, @mixerforce, @mnlnr, @molegria, @mommynewt, @moreira-marinho, @mrs-cheryshev, @msadot, @multishipping-for-ts, @munayi-sutin, @munikh, @my-own-cure, @naranjo95-torres9, @neymar-breezy, @neymarsexual, @neymey10, @oligirouds, @oliviergiroudd, @ozilreal

P-R

@penaldoforever, @pink-glitterymess, @plszczek, @pocketsizedgotze, @poldi9, @ppiquechu, @princehsa, @princess-lukita, @psgfans, @queenbre10, @real-cristiano-bale, @realmadlyzealous, @realmadrided, @realmadridisinmyblood, @real-madridista7, @reubameyang, @reuscaptain, @reusofficial, @reyesmadrid, @ricciardothough, @rogue1988

S-U

@sanikercio, @sanikerrr, @sansese, @sarahmadridista, @sarahrmadrid, @saritasworldxx, @schw3insk1, @schweinsteiger-army, @schweinstgrs, @sen-31, @serbian-queen, @sergiguardiola, @sergiocuatro, @sergiorambo, @sergioramoslover, @seventeenlovesthree, @siempreconcristiano, @sillygermans, @sinv7, @skylikethat, @snaps7, @sometimesitsnicetobedifferent, @soyguapa-soylista-soymadridista, @suit-and-bowtie, @thecr7universe, @thefootballista, @thefrenchgunners, @thegametheboysandthearsenal, @thegreatsergioramos, @thomasmuuuuller, @thomass-mullers, @toneycloss, @tonicloss, @toomadrid, @unicornited

V-Z

@vitaeternum, @whereisjavi, @willtherealmadridpleasestandup, @worriedducks, @xcristianos, @xx5494, @xxrmxx15, @yallahmadrid, @youllneverwalcologne, @zaynfc, @zaynmar, @zi-zidane

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Angels and Demons w/ FC Bayern:

Neuer: angel actual priest

Boateng: angel

Martinez: angel

Alaba: PUREST OF ANGELS

Lahm: papa angel

Rafinha: spawn of Satan

Alonso: shady ass angel a true demon in disguise

Vidal: demon

Thiago: angel

Müller: angel of horses demon of space

Robben: daddy demon

Costa: smol angel

Coman: angel

Lewandowski: Robert our father Lucifer

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Favorite Instagram Pictures of Loris Karius - requested by anon

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When Will Bayern Fans Suffer™ presents: Its getting lonely at the top