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yeah Im amab... assigned MONSTER at birth... I clutch half my face RRRARRGHH... I CANT... CONTROL IT... my eyes start glowing daemon fire and I grow wings one angle one devil and I grow one horn and and claws and a tail and my teeth get big and sharp and my arms and legs are stained black red

BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER ELF GF: fight this my love... it isn't you...

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chompette!!

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"I'm so ready for the super important stuff I have to do tomorrow," I say, as I sneeze with a sound and force reminiscent of the bass synth in a keygen church song not long after consuming my third dose of paracetemol for the day

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in middle school i heard about the thing where if you bore an appropriately-sized hole into a warm melon you can fuck it with your penis and it allegedly feels just like flesh. was too nervous about my folks finding out to ever actually try it but i thought about it a lot, i was obsessed with the idea, to the point that sometimes when jacking off i would vividly imagine myself thrusting in and out of a cantaloupe instead of using my hand... which is a thing that happens a lot, isnt it, the instrumental substitutes in for the terminal, the ground shifts beneath your feet, you'd better watch out. but watch out for what, exactly, it's all sorta arbitrary isn't it? typically you take Choice as an axiom and prove Tychonoff as a theorem but you may just as well do the inverse, assume Tychonoff and prove Choice. which of these equivalent axiomatizations do you use, where do your values crystalize, which is the base and which the ædifice, who's to say, who's to say? i could now as an adult very easily fuck a cantaloupe if i wanted but i havent, what does that say about me?

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If you have no idea what Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelists of the Roses is I really truly implore you to just. Do a cursory google search or watch a video about it because absolutely nothing I could say about it could appropriately sum up exactly what is Is

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i haven't felt smart in about 5 months

downsides of doing an assignment worth half a course at the last possible minute and submitting with <6 hours to go before the (extended) deadline: this one's probably taken a good three months off my life

upsides of doing an assignment worth half a course at the last possible minute and submitting with <6 hours to go before the (extended) deadline: it's possible that no human being has ever gone so quickly from knowing so little to knowing so much about numpy arrays. this is like seeing the charred remains of a man you knowingly sent out to his death and knowing that you have to send out four-five more into barely, fractionally safer circumstances before the month is out to meet the regime's demands because you know that shit is in your brain now for good, that shit's never leaving. this doesn't sound like an upside actually

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exam preparation is going about as well as it could be

downsides of doing an assignment worth half a course at the last possible minute and submitting with <6 hours to go before the (extended) deadline: this one's probably taken a good three months off my life

upsides of doing an assignment worth half a course at the last possible minute and submitting with <6 hours to go before the (extended) deadline: it's possible that no human being has ever gone so quickly from knowing so little to knowing so much about numpy arrays. this is like seeing the charred remains of a man you knowingly sent out to his death and knowing that you have to send out four-five more into barely, fractionally safer circumstances before the month is out to meet the regime's demands because you know that shit is in your brain now for good, that shit's never leaving. this doesn't sound like an upside actually

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downsides of doing an assignment worth half a course at the last possible minute and submitting with <6 hours to go before the (extended) deadline: this one's probably taken a good three months off my life

upsides of doing an assignment worth half a course at the last possible minute and submitting with <6 hours to go before the (extended) deadline: it's possible that no human being has ever gone so quickly from knowing so little to knowing so much about numpy arrays. this is like seeing the charred remains of a man you knowingly sent out to his death and knowing that you have to send out four-five more into barely, fractionally safer circumstances before the month is out to meet the regime's demands because you know that shit is in your brain now for good, that shit's never leaving. this doesn't sound like an upside actually

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My five year plan is to listen to music

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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part

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you must slay the dark general & claim the Gauntlets of Transgender Might

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northernlion: it's like everything else, to live is to lose ground, you know? you gotta embrace that and enjoy it to a certain extent

the game he's playing: sort your salad before proceeding

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my personal no.1 outlining trick is to make it fun for myself by writing this shit stream of consciouness and also in a way i find funny

some highlights:

(we didn't know about that yet when i wrote that)

posting these mostly because i keep feeling like i'm being too performative by doing it this way so i'm solving the issue by goddamn performing

anyway great things might be coming

eventually

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Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

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yeah everyone has had to learn everything they know and there will always be someone learning something new but me? i came outta tha womb knowing how to play minesweeper

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look at this thing that i made please i need this right now