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updated version of a friend’s dnd character (halfling druid)

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Think I’ve fallen in love with him

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honestly i would just say play within six inches of 3 foot and ur good like 2’6 is pretty little and 3’6 is pretty tall for an adult halfling

it hurts my heart tho to see halflings being tall as fuck.. i knew someone who had their halfling like 5’11 and i was like y tf is he dude sized and he said that he didn’t want him too small like y tf did u play a halfling then… they r the smallest race u can play as chucklenuts

get ur facts straight b4 u post ur big as fuck halflings on here bc im always looking and im always judging

rant over

ok actually whenever i see someone say halflings r like four foot i start tweaking the smart ass in me is like about to come out

before i start being a freak on everybody’s posts PLEASE REMEMBER HALFLINGS RUN THE GAMUT OF 2’6-3’5 TYPICALLY 👍👍👍👍

Tolkien hobbits during the era where lotr and the hobbit take place (if u read the blurb in the beginning of fellowship) tend to only skirt around 3’0 (i do recognize some used to be taller around 4 foot but thems ancient times)

if your halfling is four foot he big as fuck! something is wrong!

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There's always trouble when the Hornsup clan meets the Hornsdown gang. (Jeff Easley, AD&D 2e Dungeon Master's Guide, TSR, 1989) The pale blue maps in early modules were charming. The pale blue art in 2e books was a bizarre editorial choice that lasted years. (Previously)

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🗡That will depend on the manner of your return 🏹

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this AND if i see one more hobbit drawn as just a shrunk down human being i might tear my skin off the dnd movie was so shit at halfling representation they are proportionally different!!!!! DIFFERENT!!!!! they look a little funny LOL

ok actually whenever i see someone say halflings r like four foot i start tweaking the smart ass in me is like about to come out

before i start being a freak on everybody’s posts PLEASE REMEMBER HALFLINGS RUN THE GAMUT OF 2’6-3’5 TYPICALLY 👍👍👍👍

Tolkien hobbits during the era where lotr and the hobbit take place (if u read the blurb in the beginning of fellowship) tend to only skirt around 3’0 (i do recognize some used to be taller around 4 foot but thems ancient times)

if your halfling is four foot he big as fuck! something is wrong!

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ok actually whenever i see someone say halflings r like four foot i start tweaking the smart ass in me is like about to come out

before i start being a freak on everybody’s posts PLEASE REMEMBER HALFLINGS RUN THE GAMUT OF 2’6-3’5 TYPICALLY 👍👍👍👍

Tolkien hobbits during the era where lotr and the hobbit take place (if u read the blurb in the beginning of fellowship) tend to only skirt around 3’0 (i do recognize some used to be taller around 4 foot but thems ancient times)

if your halfling is four foot he big as fuck! something is wrong!

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You shall not fucking pass on his gig

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ok actually what i saw today proves to me i need to delete my tumblr

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the audacity to do what you do is impressive and everyday i realize there is not one single level headed normal-thinking person on here

sometimes i cannot believe yall

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sometimes i cannot believe yall

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*thumbs up* you know how it is 

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Reading the books for the first time, it’s been hard but fun. I loved this interaction

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YEEEAAAAASSS

saaaaam sAAAAAAAAM

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Halfling blacksmiths don't spare good iron when making cookware

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(For a better look, open it new tab, because sadly, Tumblr is not well adjusted for displaying more horizontal images) 

On Friday I went to Lord Of The Rings marathon (this was kinda busy week, wasn’t it? ;)), which is something I’ve always wanted to do, but never got a chance, because no cinema in my city organises this kind of stuff. But one just has to move out to slightly bigger city and voila - dreams come true! ;)

It was awesome and I just had to paint Sean Bean again. Never painted him as Boromir though. 

P.S. If anybody wants to say stuff like “lolololol, he dies in every movie” or something equally smart, witty and original, please, unfollow me now. 

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laying in the sun