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Introducing Sixpenceee Heals
So I noticed how unhappiness can really plague us. Sometimes life throws so many curveballs at us. It prevents us from being happy and free-spirited. I really want to reach out and help people break free of certain negative patterns in their lives, so I’ve created Sixpenceee Heals. I am an extremely intuitive and empathetic individual. I will never judge or disclose any of your problems to anyone. I will help you transcend confusion, and self-limiting beliefs so that you can be the best version of yourself.
Here’s how it works:
You shoot me an e-mail at [email protected], saying you’d like to participate in the Sixpenceee Heals program. Please include “Sixpenceee Heals” on the title line.
I will send you a short survey that you can fill out, that will let me know more about you. It’ll help me to pick up patterns and habits that may not be so clear to you.
You will type up all your major/minor doubts, anything at all that you want clarity on in the present time.
I will take out time to write you an individualized and personal report that will really help and guide you. I will include resources if you need.
I will also keep in touch with you and follow up with you. I will do my best to help you with the cards that you’ve been dealt.
Some regulations:
The pricing is $30 per person.
I will only be taking 10-15 people a month because I will really be spending a lot of time on each person’s reports. It’s a first come-first serve basis.
This is not in any way a substitution for mental health or medical treatment.
Thank you guys for reading and I really hope to be of service to you all.
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TO EVERYONE WHO KEEPS GETTING RAYBANS GIVEAWAY PINGS I'M SORRY
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