dennisreynoldsphd

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mac is getting on my nerves again.

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I am not a billie eilish fan so i do not know what her music is about. but damn from titles only she kinda relatable. like damn I AM the greatest.

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I miss Jack. There has been no one like him before and there never will be again. He understood me like no one else ever has. Truly a remarkable creature, I hope he is enjoying the streets of Philly.

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I’m going to try this on Charlie. He won’t brush his teeth ever and this may be the solution. 🤣

i’m trying this yesterday

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i think a bdsm polycule is the new way to start a cult nowadays and it’s an unexplored marketplace. but i will change that.

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this is how charlie tried to make my campaign look like. he needs to get serious.

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haha! this is really funny but I suppose most of my followers wouldn’t get it because it requires advanced psychological knowledge and statistic skills 🤣🤣🤣

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haha 🤣 this would be relatable but I have a steady job 🤣

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9/11 wasn’t even that bad.

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there is a rat problem in this bar. Charlie needs to get on it.

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we do this to my sister at the bar.

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this is what mac sends me. the gorilla emoji. I want to beat him to death.

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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Gorgeous. Elegant make and model. Ideal car for experts.

Land Rover Range Rover 4.4 TDV8 HSE 2011. - source Ruote da Sogno.

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Hello tumblr. and hello women 😉

The names Dennis Reynolds, but you can call me the Golden God! Haha. Just kidding. But I am a God. I’m 28 and down for a fun time, but I mostly have this app to read literature and explore.

This is my gang. I’m the boss obviously.

I’m the handsome one on the left, and notice how I am standing apart from my those degenerates? Because I am a top tier individual, and this blog is for me and not them.