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TMA S2 be like

"...another dead end. End Recording."

"....SUPPLEMENTAL: I HAVE COMMITTED 14 FELONIES, BROKEN AND ENTERED, STALKED MY COWORKERS, KICKED A BABY, AND I THINK MY BOSS IS WEIRD"

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she princeton on my plainsboro till I teaching hospital

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consequences of tlt rereading

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Everyone knows that there are two ways to get into media these days:

1. A tumblr mutuals indoctrination

2. Blorbo from my other shows was there

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Crowley and Aziraphale aren’t AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) they’re AMOE (Assigned Male On Earth)

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t4t hilson is so beautiful to me

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supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

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house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

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When she doctor on my Gregory till I House

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genuinely something so delightful about getting obsessed with your own characters. what do you MEAN I can turn my headcanons for my characters into Official Real Lore. that's so fucking cool are you serious

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that dance but make it griddlehark

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I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

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crowley definitely came up with ao3

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i'm back with some incorrect good omens yay :)

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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these motherfuckers are going to give me mental illness

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i am.a faggot