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Evil bone witch Harrowhark all painted up

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"I already gave my flesh to you, and I already gave you my end. I gave you my sword. I gave you myself."

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cracking my back isn't enough

i need someone to remove my spine, run it over with steamroller, shove it back in, and zip it up again

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" you're coming to the meeting this afternoon. "

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nobody has ever made an episode of television as juicy as house vs god and dare i say no one ever will again… cameron and foreman at each others throats, faith healer kid who is so desperate to be clean he poisons himself, an honest to god miraculous recovery, wilson SLEEPING WITH A PATIENT, house wilson having a domestic in the streets, “you’re a functional vampire, useful only to society because it feeds you”, chase keeping score between house and god throughout, “you’re mad because i lied to you and you. couldnt. tell!”, endless philosophizing about the nature of faith and the existence of a God, “if a supreme being really exists he can squash you anytime he wants” “He knows where i am.” after an argument stemming from WHERE WILSON IS SLEEPING. PLACING WILSON AS THE ONLY PERSON HOUSE TRULY HAS FAITH IN. I CAN AND COULD GO ON!!!!!

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you can’t tell me that house wouldn’t have loved playing stardew valley during clinic hours

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House M.D. | 2x16 Safe

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i love how the narrators of the locked tomb series are like:

gideon: is not paying attention

harrowhark: has brain damage

nona: was born six months ago

we love variety in our unreliable narrators

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House in undergrad at Johns Hopkins 100% would have made the drive out to PG county to fuck around and try to draw out the Goatman à la Buzzfeed Unsolved

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like the charli xcx song

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WHATS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN. SHUT UP

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there should have been an episode of House M.D. where the cast go to a theme park for plot reasons and then it's half a montage of them going on rides and half some random medical mystery unfolding at the park

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house md episode 2x13 and house finally asked wilson for help and they do an MRI and house is uncomfortable so wilson starts making really bad jokes to make him feel better and oh my god im upset when do they kiss oh my god

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captain rex 💥

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imagine how absolutely mogged you’d be if you tried to sneak away from your schools main campus for a wee vape and you turn around to see seven boys smoking pipes in a fucking cave

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the gideon + harrow + ianthe dynamic in alecto is going to be so insane