derekwheelerslifeishell

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He left the cap on while filming a new music video and in an alternate reality if he didn’t leave it on he would’ve had a happy and successful life but this isn’t that timeline so he’s forced to live a life of misery all because a cascading chain of events set off by leaving a cap on while recording

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He went to the bathroom real quick before school and he dropped his homework in the toilet and then something fell off the counter so all his homework got flushed down the toilet and nobody believed him especially his grandma and teachers who thought he was just being full of it

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He spilled coke on his favorite shirt

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Someone slapped a nicotine patch onto him when he wasn’t looking

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He was part of a write in campaign to renew his favorite tv show for another season but it got canceled anyway and a few days later his letter came back with “RETURN TO SENDER” stamped on it completely unopened

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he stood in gum

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Wheels found out about a sweepstakes to go to space camp and he entered and actually won but it was really underwhelming and people were kind of rude to him so it killed his drive to do anything with his life

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He got a soda from the vending machine but it was flat so he got another and it burst and soaked him in soda

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he peed his pants a little

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He tripped and fell down the stairs after telling Snake he passed 9th grade

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Wheels went to adopt a new dog and he found a puppy that looked like one that his mom had when she was young and when he went to pet it the puppy bit him really hard

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Wheels lost his car keys and had to walk 3 miles to get groceries during a storm

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Wheels just dropped a bowling ball on his foot

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Wheels was gifted a scratch card and won a million dollars but it turned out to be fake

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He got gum in his hair

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Wheels got kicked in the shin

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Wheels forgot his own birthday