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Well, apparently I didn't upload this ages ago..... This was the Derpvengers whiteboard during the holidays. Arts by Hulk.

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Thor is studying for her religion class while we're waiting for Iron Man 3. She has asked me to point out that she has, in fact, not procrastinated on this.

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Tony: -reads a post about dentists saying you bleed because you don't floss-

Thor: Hey, that reminds me! I'm gonna go floss!

Tony and Loki: NO!!!!!!

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Bunnies

Thor: Chop chop chop bunny into little pieces!!

Loki and Tony gape at each other in silence.

Thor: Oh.

Thor: They're not that little...

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Avenging Things

Thor: -feels up chest and dances- BOOBIELICIOUS!

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Merry Fails

Loki: So here's the double standard, merry fails—

Thor: Merry fails? You mean male fairies?

Tony and Thor can't stop laughing.

Thor jumps down onto the floor.

Thor: I'm a merry fail!!

Tony: I think Thor really is a merry fail.

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Hulk came up to visit for the weekend. She, Loki, Iron Man, and Thor played Cards Against Humanity. These were some of the winners: Stephen Hawking talking dirty + that thing that electrocutes your abs = Darth Vader Why am I sticky? Harry Potter erotica. That's right, I killed altar boys. How, you ask? Pedophiles. Instead of coal, Santa now gives naughty children a salty surprise. Auschwitz: it's a trap! We're horrible people.

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Icky Boy Things

So Thor, Hawkeye, and I were discussing how stupid boys are because a number of us have been having boy trouble recently... so this was a piece of the ensuing conversation:

Loki: Boys are icky and gross and why do we need them to survive?

Thor: Because one of the icky things they do gets us pregnant!

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Another drawing by fabulous artist lady Iron Man!

This one's how the suite dynamics would work if Loki's original characters were real and lived with us. During NaNoWriMo she talked about them so much it was like they were real.

Color by Hulk!

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Another Iron Man doodle!  This one's of Loki.

Colored by the Hulk.

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A little doodle of Thor from last semester. 

Lineart by Iron Man, color by Hulk.

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Of Snakes and Out of Character Acts

So Cap, Black Widow, Thor, and I (Loki) were walking back from watching our school's production of Spring Awakening and we're heading up the stairs to the dorm when we see what looks like a baby snake.

It takes us only a few seconds to establish that it IS a snake.

Black Widow and Thor proceed to FREAK OUT (much screaming and flailing to be had). Black Widow then flees to use the downstairs door, all the while shouting:

Black Widow: We are NEVER propping the doors open! 

Thor goes so far as to push past Cap and me in her haste to follow Black Widow. They disappear to go tell the RA about our "creature problem".

Cap and I then decide to try and figure out what kind of snake it is as well as taking pictures and inspecting the snake. Through this we realize its tongue is stuck out and staying out, that it is not moving at all, and that it doesn't even appear to be breathing. 

This means it might be fake.

Once we establish that it's probably fake, we decide we could use it to scare Black Widow and Thor even further. This leads to the brief: 

Loki: You pick it up! 

Hey, I'm not stupid. I was only 97% sure it was fake and I wasn't going to take chances. Cap even decided to prod it with her phone before we picked it up to take it inside and show our roommates what we had "captured". 

However, we walked into the hallway to hear the tail end of their frantic conversation with our RA (who will from now on be known as "The Council" along with the other RA and RDs). 

 The Council: ... You do realize it's rubber, right? 

So we didn't get to scare them any more as we had planned, but it was still incredibly amusing to watch them scream and flail and run away from what turned out to be a prop from the Chinese New Year dinner. Immensely satisfying and one of the best parts of the night.

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Valentine's with the Tesseract

Loki: *lookin at picture of the Tesseract on my phone* The only Valentine’s present I’ll ever need….

Thor: World domination?!?!

That’s right folks you heard it here…. That is my wish for Valentine’s

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*Hulk inhales water, chokes, and starts laughing uncontrollably*

You made the bathroom into Stark Tower?

the layout of the Avengers suite has been fixed as per majority request

have fun holding it in, supers

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the layout of the Avengers suite has been fixed as per majority request

have fun holding it in, supers

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Very poor and really inaccurate drawing of the suite...

Just to give a vague idea of the layout.

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Corgies

Thor loves Corgis.  Like ridiculously much.

We're sitting around, attempting to get stuff done, when Iron Man says "CORGI PUPPIES."  Thor, who was in a relaxed sitting position, sits bolt upright and inhales sharply.

Thor: What??

Iron Man: It's just a room full of Corgi puppies.

Thor jumps off her bed and runs over to Iron Man.

Suddenly, "AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODTHEYRESOCUTEANDFLUFFYANDAWODAKCKJAOOWOECSDAAOOAIOIW"