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You ever think about how Jack noir is probably a sensory nightmare.

Furry carapace. whadda hell.

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Wanted to reblog my pinned in case you didn't know I've updated it :3

Requests are open <3

==> Be Jack Noir

You are now Jack Noir.

You seem to have broken through some sort of universal wall into a world very different from the one you were destroying.

You enjoy SENSELESS STABBING it's your preferred way of saying "Hello".

You have a great dislike of MONARCHY and FRIVILOUS HATS and you especially hate FROGS.

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Hi there! I know this blog has had a lot of changes in its lifetime but I think it's settled on an identity as an ask blog :] No particular theming or anything.

Obviously this is canon-divergent because [S] Collide exists and yada yada yada- I do not care!! I just like the silly dog villain. And I wanted to make a blog for him. So ask him questions!!

Want me to draw Jack doing something? send an ask in! Want to ask Jack about something? send an ask in! All questions are welcome, though I intend to keep the blog about as family friendly as I can. :]

Warning of course for violence and mentions of it and the like. Jack frequently kills people. It's just what he does ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Also warning, this blog talks in the second person frequently. If that's something that bothers you then please do not follow!

If you want more blogs of mine you can find them at @twodragons-blooper-reel

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U alive bro

Alive? Sure. You guess you could consider yourself alive right now. Though you're definitely not wherever you were before.

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Hello again. Another soft reboot because I changed my mind again since I've sort of fallen out of love with pkmn irl whoops (edit: also I updated my pinned post!)

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💬 CD!!!!

The Courtyard Droll... Last time you saw him was after... Well. An unfortunate incident involving Jade and a Bomb. You'd be lying if you said you didn't regret killing him even a little bit. The weird dog you've named after him is very similar of course. A little energetic weirdo you can't help but enjoy the company of.

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💬John

John. For some reason that name sticks out to you. was it one of the heroes..? Oh right. The windy one. You stabbed him to death a few times. Seems he never quite stayed down though. His powers are annoying.

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Send 💬 + [character name] for my muse to talk about that character!

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> be the The Sneef Snorfer

You cannot be the sneef snorfer, you're too busy being Jack Noir- hey HEY QUIT TRYING TO STAB ME AGAIN

> 🗡️

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Hi Jack Noir <3

> ...?

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woah, whos narrating you?

> Stupid little flying thing in the phone.

> Won't. Stop. Dodging.

I'm just doing my job!!!

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You contemplate the device in your hands and the website on your screen for a bit- Hey stop trying to stab me- quit it! Stop it! Bad dog! Bad dog!

> Stop Narrating me

You continue to chase your device around this little patch of forest and- hey! Hey!! Stop swinging that sword around you're going to hurt someone!

> That's the objective here.

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> Yeah sure whatever, kid.

...HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE HERE TOO.

@carcinofaller

> ...Do I know you.

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> Karkat?

> I don't know a Karkat.

> Wouldn't surprise me if you've got me mixed up with someone else.

...HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE HERE TOO.

@carcinofaller

> ...Do I know you.

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...HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE HERE TOO.

@carcinofaller

> ...Do I know you.

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I’m a member of the midnight crew, I’m a night owl and a wise bird too~🎶

> Home with the milk in the morning... Haven't heard that song in a while.

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But they’re so cute!!!!!!

You look at the ask on your phone, and back at the strange dogs following you. You sigh and roll your eyes, crouching down in front of them, looking between them. There is a certain charm about them. But only in the sense that they weirdly remind you of your old coworkers. At least before they all met their demises. Ah well. Such is the life of an agent of Derse. You point to the big one.

> You're the Hegemonic Brute,

You point to the sharper looking one.

> You're the Draconian Dignitary,

You point to the smallest of them.

> And you're the Courtyard Droll.

You stand back up and turn around.

> None of you had better slow me down.

And you continue on your way.

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FRIENDS

> Nuisances. I'd like them to stop following me.

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Find anything good yet

No. You have yet to stumble upon anything "good" though a small gaggle of creatures that look like dogs have begun following you.

>Well they should stop. I don't need more dogs hangin around.

I think they're just curious, Spades.

> They're annoying