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Hi desss :3

If I may ask for a request!

Ms Des Malinto reacting to how Rp Blog Bowe is now aka 6’0 lean build is now 7’6 and full dad bod—

It sounds so silly :)

ALSO BESTIE BESTIE I FORGOT THAT IT WAS APRIL FOOLS AND THAT POST FELT SO FUCKING LEGIT ABOUT MIGUEL BESTIE

tall ass mf <3

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Imagine giving Miguel soft kisses and butterfly kisses on his cheeks in an attempt to fluster him.

mission accomplished <3

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small doodle | miguel o hara

had to draw him, losing my edge been transfixed on other things so im a little rusty DONT HURT ME

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oh MY GOOOOODDDD <3 my heart is melting this precious asfffff, thanks for giving me another fic to read

FANART OF @spdrvyn ‘s fan fic “let’s be lonely together” 🥹🥹 (with OC inserted)

AAAAAA THE SECOND I FINISHED READING IT I PICKED UP MY PEN AND OPENED MY IPAD. 😭💕🤌🤌 I HAD TO- ALSO I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR WORK 🤌🤌✨✨💕💕

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here me out. | filler post

IM NOT SLANDERING THE SHIP. I SWEAR. but imagine if they were best friends instead and they’d go on trips with MJ, Mayday Jess and even Ben. like dude, picture the fucking THEME PARKS IN MIGUELS TIME. SHIT WOULD BE FUCKING WICKED. miguel is all big and bad but is scared of roll coasters… that’s something to write about.

and the amount of funny shit that would come out of it would be disastrous LMFAOOO

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HEY POOKIES

sorry for the lack of posts. its not normal for me to go on days without updating my blog unless i made it clear i was on hiatus. i apologize again since i have asks i was meaning to answer and i have yet to put the nail in the coffin with those; i feel terrible for not doing so😭

i’ll see where the weekend takes me and hopefully i’ll answer at least a couple more.. again again, im sorry

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!!! ❤️❤️

Now here's the very rare occasion I post fnaf fanart

Mangle fnaf is my favorite gender

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I wonder what des's reaction was when she found out Miguel is Spiderman.

not good... Context: Des as an assassin and her mission was to take down Spider-Man 2099, but during the battle, when he was nearly at the verge of getting his head smashed in, he unmasked himself and she now sees that who she was going to kill was her best friend, Miguel.

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DUUUDE NOO NOT COCO. I CRY EVERY TIME I SEE THAT MF MOVIE 😭😭 THIS IS GREAT. <3333

Miguel O'Hara animatic lol ‼️‼️‼️ the character next to him in the beginning is MRK my spidersona

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You’re Not Helping

Summary: Being funny at the wrong time.

Pairing: Miguel O’Hara and Co. x Spidervariant!Reader

A/N: PLATONIC READER!! You’re pretty much the life of the party <3. This is gonna be stupidly goofy because im in that mood LMFAO. This is veeeeeery low effort because it was a simple idea

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There had always been a dangerous flaw that seems to be unchecked. A problematic talent that will always leave your fellow colleagues in harms way with the commotion you’d cause with the insufferable antics you presented on the table. The thing that always happens during any mission, especially when things are quiet and dull. It was your way of keeping the energy and spirits high. What am I trying to say?

You are funny as FUCK.

You always had your way of making quips, like any other spider-being could, but something about your comedy always left people with hurting abs from the constant barrage of funny jokes you’d gunned them down with. It was a relentless attack, friendly fire if you will, because it always ended up with someone laughing too loud and compromising their position. As self-sabotaging as that may be, you wouldn’t do what you did if you couldn’t handle what came next.

Often times, you’ve received heavy critiques from the society’s leader, Miguel O’Hara, for putting people in danger because of your lack of professionalism. Jessica Drew would back him up, sometimes. However, she had never been happier when you joined, your jokes being a highlight of her day. You remembered when Jess and you were supposed to be doing a stakeout, scoping out for an anomaly. You had the villain’s file on hand and started to make the most ab shredding roasts that had Jess shed a tear.

“Lookin’ like a whole bottle of what the fuck.” You’d say.

Jess cuts you a lot of slack because of your high skill in the spider-arts. She takes great pleasure in being paired with you on missions because she always knew it was gonna be a successful and absolutely hilarious one.

You loved working with Jess too, because you yourself are a fan of her sense of humor. You hoped you’d be able to work with her more and more because of the amazing chemistry you two had.

Another person you love to hang out with was Peter B. You and him had busted each other’s guts before when you ate lunch together. Spoke about silly stories that had your food run cold from how engaged you two were. Which was absolutely crazy since Peter chows down given the chance.

Today is different. You were on a mission with Miguel. Before you both went to the dimension where the anomaly was located, he made it abundantly clear he didn’t want the jokes and quips today.

“This is a serious matter and I don’t want you to twist it around to be some joke.” He lectured.

You gave him a thumbs up and complied. However, like the snake you are, fingers had been crossed.

The two of you were in the middle of searching for the anomaly, staking out to be sure that nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Miguel had told Lyla to scan the area, in which she did. She wouldn’t come back till it was done, which was odd for her. It never takes her long to do scans with how technically advanced she is.

So now, you and Miguel are practically playing hide and seek to dig up anything about where the anomaly could be. This dimension was a strange one, it was filled with tunnels… Very echoey… Not good. You two were spilt up to cover more ground, but no luck.

“Damn.” You whined, arms crossed as you kicked a rock. “Where the fffu-. Bro oughta be a D1 camouflager. Where’s Lyla?”

“Dunno’. It doesn’t take Lyla this long to make a scan.” He grumbled with slight annoyance. “Gotta run another test…”

The two of you continued to look endlessly for the villain, but as expected, yet again, no luck. This was frustrating Miguel, everything he planned didn’t fall into line like it was supposed to and he hated that.

It was then that the two of you decided to regroup. Reunited, you took five and leaned against the wall.

“I’m getting the suspicion that the signal is messing with Lyla’s functions… How though…” Miguel muttered to himself trying to figure the dilemma out.

Then, in the silence, you blew a raspberry. The noise bounced off the walls.

This earned you a peeved look from Miguel.

“What?” You asked innocently, holding back a grin.

Miguel somehow managed to roll his eyes despite his mask being up, and turned away from you.

Your comedic side began to surface… This mission is just too stale.

“… Hey.” You spoke up, grabbing his attention with him slightly turning his head to you. “… Knock, knock.”

“Don’t.”

“C’mon… Knock knock…” You pressed. Miguel sighed.

“…. Who’s there.”

“To.”

“… To who.“

“No,” You snickered, “to whom.”

Miguel had the most disappointed head shake known to man when you were trying not to laugh. You gain composure, only by the slightest.

“Okay that was wack- Uh- Oo Oo- What do you-”

“No no- No more.” He said in a hushed yet loud tone.

“What do you call a spider with 10 eyes?” You asked blatantly.

“What-” He said annoyed.

“A spi-i-i-i-i-i-der.”

Okay, that was good.

Miguel sighed heavily… He sounds like he’s smiling, but you didn’t wanna believe it. “Alright alright.”

“One more one more.” You said quickly as you thought up another one. “What… Do you call two Mexicans that play basketball?”

Oh BROTHER.

“… WhAt…” Miguel had to look away.

“Juan on Juan.”

Miguel had to take a deeeeep breath with that one.

“… Okay.” There was a hint of laughter. “You done?”

“How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!” You couldn’t help but laugh. Miguel snickered slightly…

“I… Stop stop we-“ He takes another deep breath, not wanting to laugh. “We need to focus and figure out-“

“Aye aye- I asked how much a roof cost… He said it was on the house-”

“(Y/N). Shut UP.” Miguel was trying to be serious but you were weakening his ability to keep composure, so he demanded with a slight laugh. “We can’t- We gotta mission and you’re-”

“Why was Mrs. Clause unsatisfied with Santa Clause? Because he only comes once a year.”

Miguel nearly lost it, he quietly shouted. “YOU’RE NOT HELPING.”

“ONE MORE… PROMISE….”

“Fine go go go.”

“How do you get a Mexican uncle’s attention?”

Miguel has a feeling he knows where this is going… “How?”

“Tapatio on the shoulder.”

Got him.

He nearly yelled before he covered his mouth. He gave you a playful punch on the arm and it caused the both of you to laugh together.

Hearing him laugh was something you’ve never thought you needed. He had the most goofy laugh you heard, he even snorted, which caused an echo in the tunnels.

“I can’t take you no where.” Miguel said as he was trying to calm down.

It was then Lyla FINALLY comes back with a scan. However, she was holding her oversized phone. She had recorded the whole exchange. You and Miguel looked at her with shocked faces.

“Saving that for memories.” Lyla said as she did just that.

“Lyla? Where have you been? What took you so long?” Miguel said with a clear smile on his face because he hasn’t winded down yet.

“It didn’t take me long to do the scan, I was just wanting to see if they could get you to crack.”

“… LYLA-“

“You got a cute snort too, like a lil piglet-“

“LY-“

“Also the guy is headed this way.” Lyla explained, pointing down the tunnel, causing the both of you to get yourselves together so you can take the anomaly down.

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an extension of the goofy head cannons? yes.

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ANYWAY.

Goofy Miguel O’Hara Headcanons

i love making silly shit with him (and making him depressed asf lol)

Rarely, Miguel will have the WORST joke known to man. Gag is, the reaction TO his bad joke is the funniest part to him. he’d say some lame shit like “what do you call a can opener that don’t work? a can’t opener.”

If he EVER were to laugh hard enough, let alone laugh at all… Snorts and wheezes would be expected. Then he gets embarrassed cuz Mr. “im s’pose to be the big strong leader” gets caught sounding like a piggy. (Ha. Piguel O’Malley ref.)

When he’s focused on machine work, trying to figure out something on the fly, he’ll blow quiet raspberries. Lyla makes fun of him for that sometimes.

SPEAKING OF LYLA… SHE will laugh her ass off when she puts the most goofiest filters on Miguel when he’s trying to work. That one filter that makes it look like you’re crying, wet face n’ all with the frown and shit? All time favorite. Miguel always wanna assume her laugh attacks are malfunctions, but he see’s no problem on account of many successful diagnostics. So he gotta suck it up.

I wrote about this before, but I read he’s hyper sensitive, so I HAVE to assume that he’s ticklish. Gotta be. When people find out, sides are poked. He’d JOLT UP and swat people away like bugs (cuz they are kinda.) If you’re close to him, knowing you’re prone to tickle him out of nowhere, he’d get SKEPTICAL and flinch when all you want is a hug. (The amount of betrayal when you tickle him instead scarred him LMFAOOO). I couldn’t say you’d whisper in his ear and it will tickle him because he already has enhanced hearing so there would be no point.

I saw an actor au that i LOVE, right? i keep thinking that miguel, when he’s trying to be serious, he breaks character too often because he ends up laughing 😭 idk behind a serious character is someone who CAN’T be serious for more than 2 minutes. (i’d kill for someone to make a pixar’s after credits blooper animatic with atsv characters.)

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headcannon rant

aye. i’m all about headcannons, #1 supporter for them. i believe everyone should have that creative freedom and create them as they see fit. although, i do fear it has yet to dawn on people that it doesn’t equal making them COMPLETELY different and off by a mile.

“they would never do that!!” i agree. UNLESS ITS AN AU. but if you messing with the actual canon character and missing the mark then thats when the feathers r ruffled 😭 so i understand completely when people be offended by the headcannons people make.

like you cant look at me dead in the face and tell me with your whole chest and say that miguel o’hara likes to do something outlandish asf like… eating nuts and bolts or save his farts in a jar. (im exaggerating.) no tf he wouldnt 😭

another example, person A in canon hates pie. but headcannons state person A LOVES pie.

you see where im going??

dont take this as me saying that headcannons should be word for word with what the character actually does, im just saying theres a bold line between being a nice little thing to imagine them doing or enjoying and them doing something completely OUT OF CHARACTER.

headcannons these days have just been a list of things people wish they would do, ong. but thats just me

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bet someone out a bucket on too of a door as a prank LMFAO (can i be his towel?)

Here, y'all want this?

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i wanna take him on a date, open the car door for him, kiss the back of his hand, and pull and push in his chair, like the gentlelady i am. ong.

drew miguel based off a tweet

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dare i say steven grant.

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HIIIIIIIIII <3

MIGUEL STANS CHECK IN!!!!

(Just curious on how many people still love our big grumpy emotionally unstable spider 🫶)

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I heard requests are open. It's been a hard few months. Could I get a cozy hug from miggy?

a nice squeeze from the man <33 im always finding new ways to draw him , thats why he morfs from drawing to drawing. still trying to find a way that suits me, even after... 8 months.