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Red: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Pink: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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hook: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10.
bridget: Uh 4?
hook: Wrong, no food for you.
bridget: Wait what?! WHY?! HOOK PLEASE—!
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morgie: I have a 1:30 appointment.
red: Which doctor?
morgie: No, I want the regular doctor.
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maleficent: Why don't I like this person?
charming: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.
maleficent: Maybe it's because their name is "hook". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?
charming: No.
maleficent: That's because your name is "charming".
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Red: Guys I think i’m bi
Hook: Which one?
Red:
Morgie: Bilingual? Bisexual? Bipolar?
Chloe: Guys leave her alone
Uliana: I think she’s all three
Red: I hate you guys
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Red: I have feelings for you.
Chloe: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Red: There’s nothing to be afraid of. I don’t bite.
Chloe: No, but you threaten people with a Jabbawocky
Red: …
Red: That was one time!
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Chloe: when you said you were magical in bed i didn't expect this
Red: is this your card?
Chloe: holy shit!
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