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Kate Moss Porcelain by Nick Knight 2013

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Smuggling a glass of milk into a movie theater under your shirt but by the time you take it out it's warm because you kept it under your shirt and you take a sip of it and fall asleep

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at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats

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BYE

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shoutout to my fellow round faced girls existing in a cheekbone obsessed world

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so women are supposed to grin and bear the books, the comics, the movies, the plays, the tv shows, the stories, the sci-fi, the translated ancient poems, the fucking millennia of men writing about their self inserts torturing women and it being declared as High Art by other men, we’re supposed to read it in our free time, study it in classrooms, include their styles in our own writing, accept their cultural influence as natural, watch it in the cinema, write about it, talk about it, accept it, aspire it, but men can’t tolerate three seconds of female wish fulfilment of a woman snapping the wrist of a creep without feeling personally kicked in the balls.

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society doesnt talk about mice wearing little thimbles as hats/using sewing needles as swords anymore

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"color theory"? Well personally I think red and blue are secretly friends even though they don't act like it but I don't know how popular that is

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SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with 'hi for the love of god hello' 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

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What do you believe in now?

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I told the hibachi guy to "make me regret being born" when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I'll see you all in Valhalla

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no more clean shaven men. Put some hair on that beast

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Mugler Fall/Winter 2021.22

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there should be a club for divorced men to have bad sex with each other