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writing a hilson fanfic in wilson's pov is like

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📣 SOFT HOUSE MOMENT. I REPEAT, SOFT HOUSE MOMENT 📣

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first bit of this fucks but then ?? what “implication that he’ll be okay” bitch he’s gonna kill himself

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tbh i don’t hate stacy i think she serves cunt every time she shows up

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I really didn't paint much before watching this show what did they do to me

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if lisa cuddy grabbed me by the tie i would simply pass away

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hey house thinks about jumping off of very tall somethings just to see wilson come running and say the one thing he's been wanting. just so you know

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look at my cringefail son who happens to be an incredibly smart and talented doctor

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In the tags give me the source for your choice. Top 3 gayest moments.

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i think foreman and cameron should’ve had sex just once i think it would’ve fixed them

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i can't make this shit up

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the thing about writing hilson fic is that, like. nothing i can ever come up with could be as unhinged as the canonical events within the show. i can write wilson as quietly manipulative and repressed as i want, and it still won't hold a candle's flame to his in-show characterization. he's a chronic liar whose only truth is his love for house. i can make house as loudly lonely as i want, and again it cannot compare to his in-show characterization. he burns every bridge he has so long as wilson can stay by his side. their codependency has no canonical limits or bounds. the threat of federal prison or divorce or removal of licenses doesn't faze them enough to change; nothing does except for the threat of death. writing hilson is like being given free rein to write insanity on their unhinged landscape, so long as they're both written true to their own Desires and whack moral codes. because, again, anything i could write will still pale in comparison to the actual show

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personally, hilson is forever associated with coldplay's early albums. that is their vibe to me. "clocks" "a rush of blood to the head" "sparks" "don't panic" "trouble" "the scientist" "green eyes" "we never change" "parachutes" the entire X&Y album. i could write up a full deep dive about how the lyricism and instrumentals of coldplay's first 3 albums correlate to hilson. complete with timestamps, references, and sources

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i'm a big fan of cameron/house. sorry. yet i am a bigger fan of cameron sleeping with house, then realizing she's gay, then entering into something with cuddy. sorry. this is me saying i think cameron/house is electric, but cameron/cuddy would power the world. am i making sense. sorry

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naaaaahhhhh this is a whole new level. s3 ep7 house strikes up a quid pro quo with the vegetative state guy where it's basically question for question. house has to answer vegetative state guy's question before he can ask him anything medical related.

tell me why the first question the dude asks in the car is directed to both house and wilson. "what is up with you two?"

to which house answers honestly that wilson lied to the cops for him. so we can infer that house respects the quid pro quo and is going to answer honestly.

second question the dude asks is point blank, "have you ever been in love?"

and house answers honestly, "wow. going right for the closets with the embarrassing stuff. good move. yes. describe the boats?"

and after house says this, the camera cuts directly to wilson munching on twizzlers in the backseat. not on the other dude while he answers house's question.

like yeah, "skeletons in the closet" is the obvious wordplay and reference house is making here. but there's also the whole Queer Closet subtext thing, made stronger by house describing his being in love as "embarrassing", and the camera cut to wilson instead of back on the other guy.

the only romantic relationship we've seen house in, is his relationship with stacy. yet he didn't seem remotely embarrassed by his love for her.

the other thing is, the vegetative state guy is repeatedly shown to be socially smart. he's intelligent. before the first question, he said he needed to think of one. then house and wilson do this domestic-ass bicker about the vicodin refill, and suddenly the dude is like "what are you two? a couple? are you in love with him or something?"

he even asks, "how'd you meet?" which i really think he meant wilson. because he keeps pressing on after house says "she", with this surprised, "shot you?". conversationally, he's in disbelief over the shot part, subtextually he's in disbelief over the "she" part. this is further strengthened by:

"have you ever loved anybody else?"

to which house shuts everything down with, "no more questions."