desertdevotion
desertdevotion
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21 | [nsfw] queer shit collection mdni
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desertdevotion · 1 day ago
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"I Love A Woman with A Cock: Busting a Sex-Change Cherry" by Annie Sprinkle in Hustler (February 1990) article and photos featuring Les Nichols post-phalloplasty.
(18+ link for uncensored photos and article, content warning for dated language around transness)
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desertdevotion · 1 day ago
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pissing all by urself handsome?
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desertdevotion · 2 days ago
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if you are reading this pee yourself
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desertdevotion · 2 days ago
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I think half clothed sex with a friend in the woods would heal me. We have to fuck like faggots tho
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desertdevotion · 2 days ago
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if i was born 500 years ago i would have been going to get firewood with another dude and we would end up fucking
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desertdevotion · 2 days ago
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can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess
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desertdevotion · 2 days ago
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if you are reading this pee yourself
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desertdevotion · 2 days ago
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rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them
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desertdevotion · 2 days ago
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desertdevotion · 3 days ago
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first of all whats your favourite kind of alcohol and second of all. question 2 and 14
Nooo picking one alcohol is evil😭 If it's for taste then def mead or sweet wine and if it's for getting drunk asf then vodka forever <3
Honorary mention to long island ice tea bc that's my go to drink and idk how many kinds of alcohol it has excatly but hell yeah and it explains why i cant choose. Also bc i cant afford to get drunk on wine. Anyway.
2 - Id say rough bc Im not really into slow and soft things 🙏 Like. If it is soft then it's about the person and how much i love them and that's what makes it incredibly hot not me being into it if that makes sense?
14 - GIVING 99% HELL YEAH ur dick is not safe from me!!! Receiving is lovely but it's nothing compared to giving tbh
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desertdevotion · 3 days ago
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72, 27 :3
27 - hmmm this is weird to decide but id say early morning bc i always wake up horny asf😭 the sunlight is a nice addittion
72 - idk if saying ass or thighs is basic but it's hot asf + im OBSESSED with hair touching wixnencjjdnfnd it's a need it's a want it's everything
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desertdevotion · 3 days ago
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Reblog to hug prev
Please
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desertdevotion · 3 days ago
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NSFW ASKS.
1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want
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desertdevotion · 3 days ago
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i took my best friend to the woods, cut off his clothes, and beat them every shade of red blue and purple humanly possible.
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god i love the way he sobs
(i use she/they, my puppy uses he/they/whore)
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desertdevotion · 3 days ago
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(muffled from inside a suit of armor) Nothing is sexier than confidence, my liege
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desertdevotion · 3 days ago
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got a bracelet made out of chain mail and fell asleep with it on and i woke up with the little indents in my skin and was immediately like yeah. yeah this is erotic.
oooh anon that's so fun, love that for you. I can't decide what would be sexier—discovering a knight who'd dozed off and is now imprinted with the pattern of his chainmail, or feeling that knight's chainmail embossed across your skin when you wake up the next morning...
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desertdevotion · 5 days ago
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drew some knights today
"BIG KNIGHTS I"
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