desmolbean404
desmolbean404
DeSmolBean404
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desmolbean404 · 3 days ago
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A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle
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desmolbean404 · 3 days ago
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Error sans!! (Jazz hands) would you guys like assassinate me if I drew fresh sans x error.. thinks hard
CLOSE ups! Cuz I’m proud of the little dollies!
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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Hey guys, whatever happened to Walking With Giants? They spent years making mini-food making content, getting upwards of 200k views on each video. Then five years ago, they just... Dipped, their last video ever seemingly being "Cooking A Tiny Stack Of Flapjacks".
Does anyone know if they made a post on a social media platform announcing their departure from the YouTube space that a younger audience may have just... Never seen? I really liked the stuff they made, and I suppose I just need closure. Is this one of those internet mysteries of a good legacy backdropped by the melancholy of an abrupt disappearance?
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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This looks straight out of the Monument Mythos series
Like I could see this as a progression image from 2025 with a couple increasingly horrific in between pictures of the towers getting taller and taller until it's revealed they're actually living alien trees and suddenly start dropping mind controlling spores all over everyones day
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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i love when multiple pfps of the same character interact w my stuff bc this is always what i imagine
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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NEW MC SNAPSHOT......... when i say i screamed out loud
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i've been waiting for this for TWELVE YEARS
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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So I've finished Horizon: Zero Dawn and started Forbidden West.
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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dont play defense
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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PLEASEEEE check your fire alarms!!! New battery them, check expiration date, make sure they arent dupes!!! Mime keep trying to kill me :(
our fire alarms are broken I live in a weed smoking household but that's really scary I hope you can avoid the mime
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.
noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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That's how they do that
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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1 second of every star trek tos episode enjoy
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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Jane after seeing the comments you all left on the latest fanart.
I saw the ASAP Rocky photos and immediately thought about her-
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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hmmm
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desmolbean404 · 5 days ago
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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell
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