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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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The best thing about Fairy-types being added as a counter to Dragons is that the type no longer has to be given exclusively to Legendaries and Great Beasts of Immesurable Power and instead they get to go a little freaky with it

What if worm in an apple but like, wyrm in an apple haha. Let's make 5 of those

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is anybody going to talk about how noelle’s mom is hellish combination of all the betas kids guardians

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putting the word "twink" up on the shelf

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Me: my weight fluctuating is totally morally neutral. I don’t need to dedicate large portions of time to gaining or losing weight because my weight doesn’t define me. As long as I eat nutritious food and get in some movement, my weight isn’t important :)

Also me: my fouckingPAMNTS

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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

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Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

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Bunny without Tiger looked a bit off so here is them both now :D

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my pronouns are they/he/it because they he-it me over the head with hammers whenever i make lame pronoun jokes

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Beetle Trooper.

I've posted a new illustration to my Patreon! Full size JPG, PSD and video files can be downloaded according to the amount of support. https://www.patreon.com/satoshi_matsuura

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