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sam was only there in the supernatural to cockblock dean and cas. whenever it looked like cas was about to shoot his shot sam was just like uhhh according to the lore

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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who out thinking about the character

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its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level

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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)

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confirmed for fuck no I'm not going to work tomorrow 👍

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Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

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like kantarou is literally just this image

and haruka is FULLY aware of this but still is like "he's so niceys to me 🥺🥺🥺" it's honestly embarrassing for him

and like kantarou is more blatant about how obsessed w haruka he is but haruka has it pretty fucking bad for kantarou too. like he protects kan without being told to, refuses to talk shit about him with sugino, gets pissy when kan hits on women, and he has all of one (1) drink and is immediately like "ummm I know I don't live up to your expectations so why do you still like meeeeee? 🥺🥺🥺" like he has truly become a fool for this weird little human and we're only a few volumes in

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and like kantarou is more blatant about how obsessed w haruka he is but haruka has it pretty fucking bad for kantarou too. like he protects kan without being told to, refuses to talk shit about him with sugino, gets pissy when kan hits on women, and he has all of one (1) drink and is immediately like "ummm I know I don't live up to your expectations so why do you still like meeeeee? 🥺🥺🥺" like he has truly become a fool for this weird little human and we're only a few volumes in

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Pigeon attempts to court falcon

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shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

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okie the way the next few hours go is gonna determine whether I call out of work tomorrow wish me luck!!!

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it