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i really do go insane three to four times a day

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Literally funniest thing supernatural ever did was when they were like. You know cain. Well killing hims brother sucked but was really like whatever who give a shit. But killing his wife. Worst thing he ever did. Haunts him every day. So the great tragedy of dean becoming cain. Is. What? No it’s not the brother killing. as i, the show supernatural, said previously, who give a shit . The GREAT tragedy of dean becoming cain. Is killing cas

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"Café Confidants"

Tracy Porter

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Stargazer by Assia Maeve Wynn

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My train was late. AGAIN.

Prints

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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Art by Ryan Thompson

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Patre0n | Bsky

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draco: *sniffs* hello ginevra

ginny: hey draco what’s up

draco: i heard you and potter broke up

ginny: oh yeah, well. there’s no hard feelings. i mean really it was just—

draco: yes yes so anyways, was he just not that into you or…? because i can hardly imagine it was the other way around, i mean who wouldn’t be into the dashing Saint Potter?

ginny: right… yeah, so you’re the only one who calls him that but sure. and actually you are right, he never actually was all that into me, i’m… not really his type.

draco: oh?? so what is his type?

ginny: *smirks* bossy, snarky, stuck up blondes with a slender build who challenge him and are incredibly oblivious despite their impressive intellect

draco: *processing* so perhaps i just might stand a chance after all… though he’ll have to make peace with me lacking the quality of obliviousness…

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life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

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“It’s too late.”

“No, it’s not—”

“Yes, it is!” Draco snapped, whipping around. “You can’t—you can’t just give someone a fucking breadcrumb after you’ve starved them for years and expect it to count.”

“Then what would count?” Harry asked, all breathless and fraught. “Tell me, Draco. Spell it out for me. I’ll fucking do it. Do you want me to build you a new world from scratch? Rewrite the last decade? Dig up every grave and beg the ghosts to forgive you? I’ll fucking do it—just tell me what.”

“You can’t fix everything, Potter,” he murmured, and the quietness was worse than shouting. “You can’t charm rot out of a tree once it’s in the roots. You can paint the bark, but it still dies from the inside.”

“I’ll build a greenhouse around you. And keep the bugs from chewing through your leaves.”

Draco made a sound—a laugh or a sob or both. “You don’t get it. I—I’ve got poison in my chest, Harry.”

“Oh, Draco. Then, I’ll drink it too. We’ll choke on it together.”   

ao3 link

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harry is always so tragically burdened by the whole chosen one thing in fics, right. where’s the version where harry actually leans into it. like fully weaponizes it ??

during hogwarts or after, he’s just out here using “i did defeat voldemort” as an excuse for everything.

skips a line at flourish and blotts? “sorry, chosen one.”

takes the last chocolate frog? “i died for this country, draco.”

bullshits an entire ministry report and signs it “the boy who saved all your arses.”

and draco. draco who is so mad about it.
draco who’s like “you’re insufferable.”
and harry’s like “jealous?”

and he is. obviously.

i need a fic where harry’s the chosen one and he knows it and he’s a little shit about it. respectfully. but also not that respectfully.

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🩵 1989 Taylor’s Version 🩵

like/reblog if you save

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random lockscreens; like if save or use

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying