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It’s like my grandma always said, “Starve a cold, fuck a poisoning”
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I love when the problem at hand doesn't require the skills of everyone on the team, so even though it's a dire situation they just have to entertain themselves. Like, in 5x1 Sam and Jacob are working to repair the spaceship:
And Jack and Daniel are just:
One of them brought that ball on a mission to space....
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aren't we so spoiled :')
feral beast creature happy :)
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What do you mean I haven’t moved on? I’m not using the same scent anymore. This is the new cherry scent. It tastes good. Wanna try it? Haha. No. What’s wrong? Just a small taste should be fine, right?
THE EX-MORNING | EP5
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I'm super out of it but hopefully I can word this well...
Idk I just feel like tumblr danmei is heavily dominated by mxtx readers who haven't read much else (I'm not judging, you do you) and I got curious if that was true.
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Warning: Uncharted Territory🚨🚨
(never ever thought i'd get to see this, not once but twice in a single episode)
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The universe made Krist wait ten years to do a love scene with his senpai crush, so the first thing he did when he got the chance was find a reason to lick Singto’s mouth. Twice.
Respect. ✊
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Tamtawan the SECOND the girls leave: whore time
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The way to forget, is to erase everything.
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
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I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one
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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location
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people should remember that the word "hunk" exists
no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged
no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy
no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk
like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?
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But you used to call me Hia.
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When someone ends their comment with "hope this helps!" do you think they are actually intending to be helpful?
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