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I know people like the het!ship Elsa (Frozen franchise) and Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) because it's cute as hell. I've always seen Elsa as gay, tbh, and probably (hopefully) end up with Honeymaren in F3... So ... what if Elsa was the reincarnation of the little sister Jack lost? The reason he became a Guardian? He'd be so protective of her and Anna... and would have taught Elsa all he knew lol. Just a thought.

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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I'm always open to interesting and strange questions. As long as they aren't offensive, bring them on.

Ask me anything. Let's go.

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*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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you know what this means chat

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so Nick Fury made Director of SHIELD sometime between 1995 and 2008. He's a regular field agent in 1995, so personally I'd put it close to his interactions with Tony in 2008, but I'll split it in the middle and say 2002.

That means he's Director of SHIELD for roughly 12 years before he starts getting curious about what Pierce is doing, begins digging and Hydra attempts to kill him.

Meanwhile Peggy is Director/Founder/High Command from 1950ish to at least 1989, and she gets to retire, relax, and die peacefully in old age

So we don't even have to unpack all the Hydra scientists it's implied she recruited. Because how on EARTH did she run things for FOUR TIMES as long, and didn't see enough to make her question things??? While it was a SMALLER organization? She really didn't ask a single damn question that ticked Hydra off in fourty years? Not one?

Peggy Carter is either incompetent, or complicit.

the way I've seen multiple Peggy stans attack Nick Fury for not noticing faster- the racism is real

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Worldbuilding Ask Game

Ask your local worldbuilder questions about their lovely creations

🍕 - What is a food from your world that could eat everyday?

💗 - What love based ceremonies exist?

🦋 - What would you say is the cutest animal?

🌈 - If you were dropped in your world for a week, would you survive?

⚽️ - If you had to live anywhere in your world, where would that be?

🪖 - Top 5 worst places to be

🧡 - What fashion styles influenced a cultural fashion from your world?

🌸 - How populous is your world compared to Earth?

♦️ - What are some major influences to your world?

🪣 - Favorite cultural custom

🐈‍⬛ - What's a common cause of death?

🎷 - What is the music like for one nation?

🍭 - What's a children's past time?

🎶 - What are some don'ts for traveling?

🔮 - What's a significant historical moment?

🦠 - What's a common sickness that goes around?

🛑 - How are weapons viewed?

👀 - What is a tradition you're glad isn't real?

🪩 - Whats a common religious ritual?

🍃 - Most beautiful biome

💖 - What's a weather phenomenon unique to your world?

🌻 - Explain a holiday

💎 - Are there any wars going on?

🎱 - What is something families do for fun?

🥞 - What's a popular dessert?

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y'all check out my bestie boo. Love her. Cherish her.

Or you'll have ME to deal with.

I got bored.

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Bella, holding a bat: What are you doing in my house?!

Edward, who was just watching her sleep: I like you.

Bella: wHAT THE FUCK— CHARLIE!

Charlie, bursts through the door holding a fucking shotgun: Bella what's—WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Edward: I can explain I was—

Bella: He snuck through the window and started watching me sleep, I just woke up and he was there!

Charlie, loading the huge ass shotgun: What the FUCK?

Edward: It's not like that I—

Carlisle, walking in and wearing one of Charlie's dressing gowns: Charlie what happ— Edward? Why are you here?

Bella & Edward simultaneously: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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Identical. Absolutely Identical.

☹

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Kind of figure Admiral Boom and Mr Binnicle are lovers. Fight me.

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Hitler loves endorsed fucking

I was rewatching Daredevil, and I'd forgotten what a funny little guy Matt Murdock is. He's like, "I can't kill anyone because I'm a catholic. I feel guilty about hurting people 'cause what's god gonna say?" And I just wanna take his hand and ask, "Matt, baby girl, have you ever heard about the Crusades? The Inquisition? The sexual abuse scandals? The Canadian Indigenous Residential Schools? The Catholic church's endorsement of fucking Hitler??? If god's been chill about all of that, you'll be fine for beating the shit out of human traffickers, cupcake."

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Does anyone else ship John Munch and Amy Salwey, or is that just me?

I don't ship many hetships, but those two are so cute together.

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Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds celebrates Deadpool & Wolverine Worldwide Box Office Opening Weekend by recreating the "Wolverine Crush" meme.

Hugh Jackman:

Wolverine and Deadpool is the #1 movie in the world. Thank you ALL!

Ryan Reynolds:

I miss Hugh already.