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what is Wrong with you (affectionate)

do you ask all the clowns at the circus why they wear makeup

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(said with an iron knuckle grip on the sink) I will not be a petty bitch I will not be a petty bitch I will n

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NO WAIT I DONT WANNA GO TO THE TIMELOOP

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kira is really lucky that water has no effect on her because if crownmarine (elder goddess of the seas, mother to Delilah) had heard about what she did not only to her sacred kingdom but to her DAUGHTER?? Kira wouldn’t have made it nearly as long as she did

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hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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They have GOT to add a Sleep that is Easy

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A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

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BAHAHEHEHEHEH OH THIS IS FUCKING GREAT. AND A JUMPSCARE

@detective-piplup I was struck by your post so I drew your cookies lmao

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PIP I STILL DONT HAVE THE FIRE SPIRIT COSTUME CAN YOU PRAY FOR ME . THE RNG IS NOT ON MY SIDE

I BELIEVE IN YOU…. BEAMING TJE COSTUME TO YOU RN. BRAIN BLAST

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devsis don’t stop giving me surprise fire spirit copies. even if it keeps happening while I’m having crises. I can get him to 4 stars atp

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at this point when i eventually stop putting off getting a health checkup i should probably just bring a bingo card in

do you ever just have your stomach start feeling weird and shit so you need to lie down and your eyes need to close but you aren’t tired. my body feels like life has been sapped out of it but not energy. like this is a mood right

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Gordon…. Gordon are you saying this is not the universal human experience

do you ever just have your stomach start feeling weird and shit so you need to lie down and your eyes need to close but you aren’t tired. my body feels like life has been sapped out of it but not energy. like this is a mood right

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a) only sometimes but if it’s too fast then yeah I’ve almost collapsed from it before. was worse about a year ago

b) yes

do you ever just have your stomach start feeling weird and shit so you need to lie down and your eyes need to close but you aren’t tired. my body feels like life has been sapped out of it but not energy. like this is a mood right

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hm. well that doesn’t bode well for me

do you ever just have your stomach start feeling weird and shit so you need to lie down and your eyes need to close but you aren’t tired. my body feels like life has been sapped out of it but not energy. like this is a mood right

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do you ever just have your stomach start feeling weird and shit so you need to lie down and your eyes need to close but you aren’t tired. my body feels like life has been sapped out of it but not energy. like this is a mood right

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I wonder who my main is. I don’t think it’s Robin, why would I ever play Robin

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.